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men, an Texan-American, Mexican, Frenchman and an
Englishman were on a plane flying over a very remote mountain where rescue was
impossible. The pilot suddenly declares, “ Were having
engine trouble and I won’t be able to land. You’ll have to jump for it and hope
you survive the fall.” The
Frenchman opens the door and shouts, “ Viva Le France”
and jumps. The
Englishman was next, he moves to the door and shouts, “ God
Bless the Queen” and he too jumps. The
Texan was next and he shouts, “ Remember the And
the Mexican throws him out of the plane. Four
Mexicans were riding in an open bed truck when their vehicle ran into the lake.
The two who were seated in front escaped but the other two who sat at the back
drowned. They could not open the tailgate. Why
did the Mexicans fight so hard at the What
do you call What
do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Go after him, it’s probably
yours. A
border patrol agent catches two Illegals climbing the fence at the border. He
chases them for a while but eventually catches them. After cuffing them, he
tells them that they have to go back. They plead with the officer telling them
that they do not anywhere to go, no family, livelihood, nothing. The border
guard thinks a while pondering the two guy’s fate if he sends them back. He
comes up with a brilliant idea and says, “ Okay guys,
here’s a challenge for you. If you could use “cheese” and “liver” in the same
sentence, I’d let you go. The
first Mexican says, “ I made a cheese and liver
sandwich for your lunch.” “Good,
You can go,” says the border patrol man. “What
about you senor,” he asks the next guy. The
second Mexican thinks and says, “ Liver alone and
cheese meeee.” Running in the opposite direction his pal took.
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