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Knock-Knock JokesKnock-Knock Jokes have been around for a long long time that no one has even bothered to determine when. They are considered to be a form of word play or riddles that challenges one to think of the possible answers to the questions asked. From the plain and simple or straightforward ones to those twisted and wicked, we have them all. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com for all your funny bone needs and a whole lot more fun stuff. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com has the largest collection of Knock-Knock Jokes and other jokes on the internet to date that numbers to over 60,000 individual entries grouped into almost 90 categories making it one of the most diverse collections ever. We have jokes, riddles and many other stuff including a section exclusively dedicated to Knock-Knock Jokes. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com for the best and worse jokes you can find on the net. Having an event and want to brush up on your jokes repertoire, log into www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com and get the best ones you can get. We have jokes and funny stuff regarding every imaginable topic on this earth. Need new Knock-Knock Jokes everyday, subscribe to the mailing list and get them through email. No browsing and need to be logged on to the site. Have good jokes and want to share them, send them to us and help us make our site the biggest and best collection of jokes on the planet. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com, for all the best funny bone needs and wants from all over the world. Knock-Knock Who’s there Isiah, Isiah. Isiah, Isiah who? Isiah, Isiah I did see dat puddy cat! Knock-Knock Who’s there Your father. Your father who? Your father who’ll kick down this door if you don’t open it. Knock-Knock Who’s there Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, punk. Knock-Knock Who’s there Luke. Luke Who? Luke through the keyhole and see. Knock-Knock Who’s there Banana. Banana who? Knock-Knock Who’s there Banana. Banana who? Knock-Knock Who’s there Orange. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again. Knock-Knock Who’s there Olive Olive who? Olive here so let me in. Knock-Knock Who’s there Toby. Toby who? Toby, or not Toby, That is the question. Knock-Knock Who’s there? Noise. Noise who? Noise to see you? Knock-Knock Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open up or I’ll have to pee outside. Knock-Knock Who’s there? Sam. Sam who? Sam person who knocked the last time. Knock-Knock Who’s there? Hoo. Hoo who? You sound like an owl. Knock-Knock Who’s there? Cow. Cow who? Cows go moo not who silly. Knock-knock Who’s there? Duck Duck who? Just duck! They’re shooting at us! Knock-knock Who’s there? Reed. Reed who? Reed between the lines. Knock-knock Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice get any better?
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