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Jokes about other Professionals
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Jokes about other Professionals
A
chemist walks into a pharmacy asking the guy in the counter,” Do you have
AcetylSalicylic Acid?” The pharmacist answers,” Do you mean Aspirin?” “That’s
it, I can never seem to remember that word!” says the relieved chemist.
I’ve
been working as a trash collector for 20 years, so when a sign on a trash can
that said, “TRASH” I was forced to take matters into my own hands by writing a
note of my own that said,” After 20 years on the job, I know trash when I see
it!” The next week on the same route, the same trash can was there but this
time with another note that said, “ Dear Professor
Trash, the garbage can is the garbage!”
A
construction worker goes to the doctor for a consultation.
He
tells the doctor, “ Doc, I’m constipated and I need
help.”
The doctor looks at him for a minute and calls in the nurse and tells her to
get a baseball bat.
He
tells the guy, “ Lean over the table, while I get
prepped.”
The
guy leans over as the doctor returns in a gown, face mask and goggles holding a
baseball bat.
He
whacks the guy’s butt and sends him off to the bathroom.
The
guy returns and says, “ Doc, I feel great, what do I
do to avoid getting constipated?”
“Use
toilet paper instead of cement bags when you wipe.”
My
boss owned a funeral parlor which kept him on his toes not considering the fact
that he also had to raise two rowdy teen boys. Preparing for a funeral one day,
he found the hearse plastered with police department stickers, courtesy of his
sons. He frantically scraped off the stickers before his clients could read
what they wrote. “ Bring them Back Alive”
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