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Three Englishmen were at a bar when they happened to spot an Irishman seated not far from them. One of the Englishmen approached him and says, “ Did you know St. Patrick was a drunken Loser!”

The Irishman replies, “ Hmm, I didn’t know that.”

The Englishman returns and tells his buddies, “ I told him St. Patrick was a drunken loser and he didn’t even care.”

The second Englishman says, “ Well, you just don’t know how to set him off. Watch and learn boys.”

He goes over to the Irishman and tells him, “ St Patrick was a lying, cheating, idiotic, low-life scum.”

The Irishman again replies, “ Hmm, I didn’t know that.”

Shocked, the second fellow returned and he tells his friends, “ You were right, he is unshakable.”

The third Englishman was quiet and thinking of a way to piss of the poor fellow who was sitting quietly and finally says, “ Boys, this’ll really piss him off!”

He approaches the Irishman and says,” I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman?”

The Irishman, annoyed but still quite cool replies, “Yeahh. That’s what your buddies were trying to tell me all along.”

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Queen of England and the Pope	kiks6	U.k. and Irish Jokes	10.0
Irish Commando	Kelli M. Buckley	U.k. and Irish Jokes	10.0
Drinking With the Brothers	GooberGal	U.k. and Irish Jokes	7.33
Cheeky	Barry G. Wood	U.k. and Irish Jokes	7.00
Noisy Neighbors	Laura Brown	U.k. and Irish Jokes	5.50
Englishman, Scotishman and An Irishman	nichole,alisha eason	U.k. and Irish Jokes	5.33
Getting Into Olympics	Rik Armstrong	U.k. and Irish Jokes	4.00
Paddy Man?	Tiger Fly	U.k. and Irish Jokes	1.00
Scottish Cows	foxee sexee chik	U.k. and Irish Jokes	1.00
Sandwiches	Jade	U.k. and Irish Jokes	---
Ouch!	Ben Driediger	U.k. and Irish Jokes	---
Stinking, Drunken, and Closefisted	Max	U.k. and Irish Jokes	---
Wine	Dave Smith	U.k. and Irish Jokes	---
Cut It Out	Zildjian_87	U.k. and Irish Jokes	---
Air Disaster	Someone Funny	U.k. and Irish Jokes	---
Afro Pot Noddles	dodo zhang	U.k. and Irish Jokes	---
Irish	John Byram	U.k. and Irish Jokes	---
Never Trust A Corkman	MickeyMouse	U.k. and Irish Jokes	---
Irishman Falling Down	Kathyren M. Williams	U.k. and Irish Jokes	---
Terminal Irish Man	Super*Star*	U.k. and Irish Jokes	---
Walk Up the Beam of Light	Dave L	U.k. and Irish Jokes	---
Another Gripe...	Shane Gonz	U.k. and Irish Jokes	---
Fully Erected Irish	Bess	U.k. and Irish Jokes	---
the S.A.S.	Sarah T. Lawson	U.k. and Irish Jokes	---
Flags	Nick R. Fletcher	U.k. and Irish Jokes	---
Irish Idiot	Josh Price	U.k. and Irish Jokes	---
An English-man, An Irish-man and A Scots-man	Bruce Henry	U.k. and Irish Jokes	---
Drink Driving	whoagurl469	U.k. and Irish Jokes	---
Letter From An Irish Mother	Erin E. Singma	U.k. and Irish Jokes	---
Irish Jokes	rubberducky2001	U.k. and Irish Jokes	---
Welsh Farmer	Christ	U.k. and Irish Jokes	---
How To Confuse A Irishman	Robert L. Gianferante	U.k. and Irish Jokes	---
Sandwhich?	Erica Campbell	U.k. and Irish Jokes	---
Slippery	jarmo two	U.k. and Irish Jokes	---
Irish Wedding Vs. Irish Funeral	Smart Fool	U.k. and Irish Jokes	---
Three Irish Wishes	Anya	U.k. and Irish Jokes	---
Haunted Bathroom	Mary	U.k. and Irish Jokes	---
Irish Jokes	Dave Mcdonald	U.k. and Irish Jokes	---
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