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| Posted by Jenks on 07-Aug-2005 | Why did they have to change the name from...Why did they have to change the name from AIDS to HIV?
All the [ethnics] were tyring to sign up for AIDS.
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| Posted by Tamara Davis on 07-Aug-2005 | What do you get when cross a gay Eskimo and...What do you get when cross a gay Eskimo and a Black?
A snowblower that doesn't work.
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| Posted by #1 BABE on 07-Aug-2005 | Redneck Haikus...Redneck Haikus
Beauty
Naked in repose
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mud flaps
Remorse
A painful sadness
Cain't fit big screen TV through
Double-wide's front door
Mother and Child
Crusted in boogers
Stained with Kool-Aid, baby has face
Only Mama loves
Exuberance
Joyous, playful, bright
Trailer park girl rolls in puddle
Of old motor oil
Alone
Seeking solitude
Carl's ex-wife Tammy files fer
Restraining order
Desire
Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost fergit
That you're my cousin
Impounded
Sixty-five dollars
And cyclone fence keeps me from
My El Camino
Offerings
Tonight we hunger
Grandma sent grocery money
To Robert Tilton
Drama
Set the VCR
Dukes of Hazard Marathon
Starts at 9 O'Clock
Deprived
In WalMart toy aisle
Wailing boy wants rasslin' doll
Mama whups his ass
No Signal
White noise, buzzing static
Call Earl; the satellite dish
Needs new descrambler
Pride
Grinning, he displays
The nine hundred beer cans that
Fill his pick-up bed
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| Posted by Free Bird on 07-Aug-2005 | The first Irish National Steeplechase was...The first Irish National Steeplechase was finally abandoned. Not one horse
could get a decent footing on the cathedral roof.
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| Posted by Rob E. Daynes on 07-Aug-2005 | What's the difference between a wedge of old...What's the difference between a wedge of old cheese and an [ethnic] girl?
One is strong smelling and covered in mold and the other goes great with
crackers!
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| Posted by Shorty on 07-Aug-2005 | The British Isles, it is said, are inhabited...The British Isles, it is said, are inhabited by four nations.
The Scots, who keep the Sabbath, and everything else they can lay
their hands on.
The Welsh, who pray upon their knees and upon their neighbours.
The Irish, who don't know what they want, but are willing to die for it.
And the English, who, considering themselves a race of self-made men,
thereby relieve the Almighty of a dreadful responsibility.
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| Posted by Allan J. Vercellino on 07-Aug-2005 | What did the black kid say as he slid down...What did the black kid say as he slid down the zebra's leg?
Now you see me now you dont! Now you see me now you don't!
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| Posted by Jordy Dean on 07-Aug-2005 | "Well, Mrs. O'Connor, so you want a divorce?..."Well, Mrs. O'Connor, so you want a divorce?" the solicitor questioned
his client. "Tell me about it. Do you have a grudge?"
"Oh, no," replied Mrs. O'Connor. "Shure now, we have a carport."
The solicitor tried again. "Well, does the man beat you up?"
"No, no," said Mrs. O'Connor, looking puzzled. "I'm always first out of
bed."
Still hopeful, the solicitor tried once again. "Well, does he go in for
unnatural connubial practices?"
"Shure now, he plays the flute, but I don't think he knows anything
about the connubial."
Now desperate, the solicitor pushed on. "What I'm trying to find out are
what grounds you have."
"Bless ye, sor. We live in a flat -- not even a window box, let alone
grounds."
"Mrs. O'Connor," the solicitor said in considerable exasperation, "you
need a reason that the court can consider. What is the reason for you
seeking this divorce?"
"Ah, well now," said the lady, "Shure it's because the man can't hold an
intelligent conversation."
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