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guys, one American, a Briton and a German were traveling down the Amazon when
they were ambushed by Natives and taken to their camp. They were informed they
had violated the tribe’s territory and that since they were foreigners they
would be set free after receiving punishment if they promise not to return. The
guards pulled out the Briton, asking him, “ What would you like on your back?” “I’d
take oil please,” he says. So they rub oil on his back and give him 10 lashes
after which there were huge red welts that were so painful he fainted. The
guards next took the German, again asking him,” What would you like on your
back?” “Nothing”
said the defiant German who did not even flinch as he was given his 10
lashings. The
American was next and when he was asked, “ What would
you want on your back?” He
stopped and thought for a while, finally answering, “The Briton?” A
husband and wife were on their retirement trip to The
grieving husband was approached by the undertaker and asked, “
Sir, I’m sorry to ask you this at this difficult time. But you need to
let us know if you would be having your wife buried here or would you have her
taken back home for burial there?” The
husband thought for a little and asks back,” How much would it cost me?” Undertaker,
“ If you choose to have her buried here it’ll cost you
$150.00, if you ship her home and have her buried there, about $5,000.” The
husband again thinks and says, “ I’ll take her home
with me.” The
puzzled undertaker asks, “ Sir, it’ll cost you $5,000,
are you sure?” “Yes,”
he says, “ A few hundred years ago, a man was buried
here who rose after three days. I can’t take that risk.”
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