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| Posted by Kelli on 14-Aug-2005 | Osoma bin laden jokeWhat do osama Bin Laden and panty hose have in common? they both
eritate bush!
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| Posted by rebecca l. mccord on 14-Aug-2005 | Two holy Hindu men One day two Hindu holy men went down to the river to pray to
their god. One of the men was modest and one of them was greedy.
Upon arriving at the river, the modest man prayed
"Oh great god, I wish to have one of my eyes removed for all
the sins I have committed."
Then the greedy man approached the river, and thought that the
modest one had asked for something special. So to get the better
of the modest one, he said,
"God, could I have twice whatever he's having."
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| Posted by katie e. eylar on 14-Aug-2005 | bid laddinosama bid laddin and a friend where riding on there camals,all
of a sudden osama hops off and looks at the camals butt.The
friends sas what are you doing and osama replies,back the that
guy said look at those two ass holes on the camals!
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| Posted by Rarkl on 14-Aug-2005 | Kentucky Fried ChickenWhy is a Woman like KFC?
Once your done with the breasts and the thighs all you have left
is a greasy box to put your bone in.
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| Posted by Jay Macdonald on 14-Aug-2005 | what's this?a man walks up to a New Yorker, an Arab, and a blonde. the man
says,"Excuse me, i'd like to ask your opinion about something"
the blonde says "what's... KNOW?"
the Arab says, "what's... OPINION?"
and the New Yorker says, "what's... EXCSUSE ME?"
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| Posted by Tenny on 14-Aug-2005 | Osama!Q:why does osama bid ladin always carry a pieace of sand paper?
A:because if he gets lost he can use it as a map!
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| Posted by DAVID on 14-Aug-2005 | 3 Men & 3 wishes!There were three men walking through the woodsone day, and they
came across a clearing with a slide in it, with a genie perched
on top. The genie said to the three men,
"I will grant each of you this: whatevery liquid you shout out
as you go downm this slide, will appera in a huge glass at the
bottom and you will fall into it."
The first man goes whoosing down the slide shouting
"BBBEEEEEEERRR!!!!"
He landed in a glass of beer.
The second man speeds down shouting:
"LEMONADEEEEE!!!!"
He lands in a glass of lemonade.
The third man also slides down, shouting
"WWWHHHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
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| Posted by Scooby D. Doo on 14-Aug-2005 | 3 Osama Bin Laden JokesWhy did Osama Bin Laden cross the road?
He didn't. There are no roads in Aphganistan
Why did Osama Bin Laden go to the pet store?
To get dinner
How do you stop a Taliban tank?
Shoot the guy that is pushing it
OSAMA BIN LADEN IS AN ASS FUCKING DICK HEAD
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| Posted by Donna Avery on 07-Aug-2005 | If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would...If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
A fur coat!
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| Posted by Lisa S. Shn on 07-Aug-2005 | What is a Jewish American Princess's favorite...What is a Jewish American Princess's favorite wine?
I want to go to Miaaaaammmmmiiiii.
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