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| Posted by Funnyjoker420 on 14-Aug-2005 | Mexican Bungee JumpingTwo guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the
second. "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own
bungee-jumping service in Mexico."The second guy thinks this is
a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything
they'll need - a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.
They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they
are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly,
more and more people gather to watch them at work. The first guy
jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back
up, the second guy notices that he has a few cuts and scratches.
Unfortunately, the second guy isn't able catch him, he falls
again, bounces and comes back up again. This time, he is bruised
and bleeding. Again, the second guy misses him. The first guy
falls again and bounces back up. This time, he comes back pretty
messed up he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost
unconscious. Luckily, the second guy finally catches him this
time and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?"
The first guy says, "No, the cord was fine, but what the hell is
a pinata?
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| Posted by Aleksandar Pavlovic on 14-Aug-2005 | Catholic Boy wants a BicycleThere once was a catholic boy who lived in a neighborhood where
every boy had a bicyle. The boy really wanted a bicycle so he
went to his mother and said, "Mom every boy in our neighborhood
has a bicycle so will you buy me one?" his mother looked at him
and said "John ask your father but I don't think we have the
money for one." Son the boy went and asked his father "Dad every
boy in our neighborhood has a bicycle so will you buy me one?"
his dad said "John we don't have enough money for one right now
ask God." So the boy went to his room and started writing a
letter to God. Dear God, Every boy in my neighborhood has a bike
and.. No that won't work he said So he started over. Dear God, I
really need a Bicycle.. no that won't work.
He sat in is room thinking until finally he got an idea. he went
to his living room and carefully picked up their statue of
mother mary and took it to his room and gently wrapped it in a
sheet and opened his dresser drawer and very gently set the
statue in it and closed the drawer. After that he started
writing "Dear God, If you ever want to see your mother again..."
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| Posted by Sarah M. Henderson on 14-Aug-2005 | You're Going to Cut Yourself!This man had a cage in his bathroom with his pet parrot in it.
One day he was shaving and the parrot said, "You're going to cut
yourself!" The man said, "No I'm not."
He kept on shaving. A few minutes later the parrot said, "You're
going to cut yourself," The man said, "No, I'm not! So shut up
and if you say that again I'm going to throw you across the
room."
He continued to shave. After a little while parrot said once
again, "You're going to cut yourself!" So the man reached over
and threw the parrot across the room and landed in the toilet.
A little bit later the man's wife went to use the bathroom. When
she sat down on the toilet, the parrot exclaimed, "Oh what a big
cut you have!"
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