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| Posted by Jenny on 14-Aug-2005 | The Afghani and the Catfish
What's the difference between an Afghani woman and a catfish?
One has whiskers and smells really bad.
The other one's a fish.
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| Posted by Wicked_draven69 on 14-Aug-2005 | Moral QuestionI have a moral question for you. This is an imaginary situation,
but I think it is fun to decide what one would do. The
situation: You are in the Middle East, and there is a huge flood
in progress. Many homes have been lost, water supplies
compromised and structures destroyed. Let's say that you're a
photographer and getting still photos for a news service,
traveling alone, looking for particularly poignant scenes. You
come across Osama bin Laden who has been swept away by the
floodwaters. He is barely hanging on to a tree limb and is about
to go under. You can either put down your camera and save him,
or take a Pulitzer Prize winning photograph of him as he loses
his grip on the limb. So, here's the question and think
carefully before you answer the question below:
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| Posted by Nina! on 14-Aug-2005 | Osama Bin LadenWhat is Osama Bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
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| Posted by Lethia E. Edmondson on 14-Aug-2005 | The wishAn Egyptian and an Israeli are walking together in hte desert.
Suddenly, one of them finds a bottle full of coke. As rhe bottle
is opened,a ginie flies out and says" each of you has one wish,
choose carefully and i will grant it." The Israeli says "I want
a huge wall around Israel, this wall should prevent anyone from
coming in or going out. The gine replied, your wish has been
granted, go home naad see for yourself. When the Ginie asked the
Egyptian, he said" can anyone get through that wall?","no,of
course not" "an anyone get out?'
of course not, "fine then fill it with water".
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| Posted by cutegirl4u on 14-Aug-2005 | Osama bin Laden PoemOsama bin Laden,
You son of a bitch!
I hope you balls develop
a seven year itch.
Your pecker is twisted
in such a fine manner,
Your asshole can whistle,
"The star-spangled banner."
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| Posted by stratpunk157 on 14-Aug-2005 | bin Laden's TurbanIf you lift bin Laden's turban do you know what you will find?
You would find his butt. You know why? He is a butt head!!
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| Posted by Critcal Moment on 14-Aug-2005 | The "Bin" familyIn the search for Osama bin Laden and all of his family they
managed to find all but two. They found bin Working, bin Napping,
bin Eating, bin Drinking, and bin Slacking. They havent found
bin Working. (And bin Laden of course)
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| Posted by Kabez Blesing on 14-Aug-2005 | The difference 1
Whats the difference between Christmas and terrorism attacks?
They don't celebrate Christmas in Afghanistan.
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| Posted by DancingGal on 14-Aug-2005 | Yo Maama OsamaOsama's Maama is so loose she uses a raft as a diaphram.
Osama's Maama is so loose it don't hert when she give beshe
can't give birth cuz her hole never closes.
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