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| Posted by a man named rob on 14-Aug-2005 | Your MamaYour Mama's Like A shotgun Two Cocks And She Blows!
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| Posted by Nevyn J. Leo on 14-Aug-2005 | Bang a lady one day, was going to buy herself a donut and coffee
when she got banged. Another lady came and said, "hey you okay?
You just got banged!"
"That was wonderful. i want to go again", she said and ran
for another car.
That night she met up with her friend at a local Bar.
"you banged any men today?" her friend said.The lady said
nothing.
"Well i got banged by a couple cars", she said ashamed.
"Hey i used to do that,until i heard this joke. After i
heard it, it wasn't so funny!" her friend said.
"What was the joke?"
"why did the prostitute cross the road?"
"What happened?"
"Because she wanted to get BANGED!"
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| Posted by craig brennan on 14-Aug-2005 | ShrimpA man walks into a whore house to relieve himself and tells the
pimp "I want the best whore in the house". The pimp says "then
go to the fourth floor". So the man goes to the fourth floor and
when he enters the room he notices that the whore is in the
bathroom and there is a platter of shrimp on a taple. He starts
eating them and when the whore comes out she takes one look at
him and screams then jumps out the window. So he goes to the
pimp again and asks for his second best whore. The pimp says to
go to the third floor. So he goes up to the third floor and he
notices that the whore is in the bathroom and there is a platter
of shrimp on the table. So he starts eating them but when the
whore comes out she takes one look at him and then jumps out the
window. So he goes back to the pimp and asks for his third best
whore. The pimp says to go to the second floor. So when he
reaches the second floor he sees that the whore is in the
bathroom and again there is a platter of shrimp on the table. So
he starts eating them but when the whore comes out she screams
and right before she jumps out the window he grabs her and asks
"Why are all of you jumping out of the window when you see me"?
She then says "because you're eating last months abortions!".
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| Posted by Trisha Simone on 14-Aug-2005 | Blind Twister A blind man walks into a pharmacy with his seeing ice dog.
The man is looking for condums. He asks the clerk and the clerk
leads him to the section.Since the man is blind the clerk asks
him if he needs n e help. HE replys w/ no.
About an hour goes by and the man is still thinking of a way
he can pick out condums that fit his "size". After about 5 more
minutes he finally figures it out. Since the dog does practicly
"everything", he figured this plan would work. He dropped his
pants in the middle of the isle (considering he was blind and he
didnt care if n e one saw him) and he signaled his dog to lick.
He started getting a little excited so he signaled him to lay
off. THe man then signaled to make his dog pick out a pack of
condums that fit his "size". The dog sniffed and looked. He
grabbed a box in his mouth and they walked away.
Later that night the mans "lady" friend came over 4 a
little "action" if you no what i mean. They started with a glass
of wine to get her a little drunk. A couple body shots then 4
the fun time!
The man excused him self and lead himself into the bathroom.
He grabbed the condums from his pocket and put one on. Little
did he know...they weren't exactly "his size". The dumb dog
grabbed extra-super-large. DUH! He thought something was wrong
w/ him and started screaming. THe woman on his bed naked thought
he was "getting pumped up", considering she has never done it w/
a blind dude. Soon after...about 10 minutes...he came
out...being careful not 2 trip....he walked over to the bed.
Trying to feel this way around he hopped into the bed and
accidently jumped on the girl..OOPS! And somehow the girls hand
was in "THE AREA". She felt the sag on the condum and was like
"WHAT IS IT WITH BLIND MEN?" She got her cloths on and left. But
b4 she left...he told her to read the box of condums....she gave
him a weird look but them agred to. THe box said "Extra-Super
Large". Ths dumb dog! the man screamed. He them askek what size
he "was"! The girl stepped back...stared...laughed....then
said...."EXTRA-SUPER-SMALL!"
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| Posted by Andy N. Arena on 14-Aug-2005 | Cute KidThis is a true story
One day as a 6 month pregnant woman was getting ready for her
shower her little boy walked in and said, "Mommy, you're gettin
fat!" the mom said to her little boy, "yes, i told you, i am
going to have a baby and it is growin in my stomach. To that the
boy replied "i know that there is a baby growing in your stomach
but what is growing in your but?"
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| Posted by I Like Cheese You Like Cheese on 14-Aug-2005 | AdvertisementsKIX CONDOMS- Kid tested, mother approved.
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| Posted by Mistical Rose on 14-Aug-2005 | 10 things not to say during sex10)I should have used a condom...
9)Golly, do you need help!
8)Boy, do I want to speak to your pimp!
7)That thing ain't bigger than your sister's or mom's!
6)That was not worth every cent!
5)Is there a money back guarantee?
4)Do you have a microscope on you?
3)There are medical solutions for that.
2)Wow! You must centimeter Sam!
1)Can I supersize that fry?
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| Posted by Tyler Luedtke on 14-Aug-2005 | TriviaQ: What is the best thing that comes out of a penis?
A: The Wrinkles
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| Posted by 2PACALYPSE on 14-Aug-2005 | Gay FartFive Gay guys enter a hot tub. Suddenly they see a condom
floating around. Then someone asked,"O.K. Who farted?"
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| Posted by morgan on 14-Aug-2005 | Not what u think......What is long....hard...and filled with semen?
A submarine!!! get it? SEA MEN
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