African Jokes
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African Jokes
At
a bank one day, the manager tells his secretary that they were expecting a
visit from one of their biggest clients and that he expected full cooperation
from her.
The
African King arrives and conducts business that after a few minutes, the
manager leaves to process and prepare some documents for the said king. So the
King and secretary were left alone in the room. The King notices the young lady
and quickly falls in love with her asking her to marry him.
The
secretary, wanting to keep his promise to his boss of full cooperation thinks
for a while telling the King she has to think about it. She goes out of the
room excusing herself for a bathroom break as she thinks of a way to dissuade
their big customer without offending him..
She
returns and says, “Yes, I will marry you on three conditions. First, you will
give me an engagement ring that has a 60 karat diamond with a 200 karat tiara
to match.”
The
king, thinks and says, “Yes, I have… I have. Next.”
She
says, “ I want a 100 room vacation house in the Mediterranean on an island that is
solely ours.”
The
king thinks for a while, calls a few brokers and contractors in New York and says, “ Yes, I
build…I build. Last.”
She
thinks hard and finally thinks of something the King cannot give and says, “
Granting that I love to have sex, I want my husband to have half a dozen
penises so as to satisfy my needs.”
The King frowns and cups his hands on his forehead all the
while mumbling words in his native tongue. After almost 15 minutes, the lady
thinks she has gotten away with it when the King says,” Okay, I cut…I cut,” as
she faints and is rushed to the hospital pending her marriage with the king.
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