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| Posted by Brat Girl on 08-Aug-2005 | Yo Momma so stupidYo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door.
Yo mama so stupid she thought an aspiration was butt sweat.
Yo mama so stupid she looks at a can of juice for days 'cause it says concentrate.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!.
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid that she ran into an automatic sliding door.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama so stupid she thought an elevator was a mobile home.
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo mama so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course.
Yo mama so stupid she couldn't read an audio book.
Yo mama so stupid she thought the Nazis were saying "Hi! Hitler".
Yo mama so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus.
Yo mama so stupid She has to ask for help to use hamburger helper.
Yo mama so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "guess" so she said levi's.
Yo mama so stupid when she walked into Walgreens she said, "These walls ain't green!!"
Yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and she yelled "were's my gumball."
Yo mama so stupid that when she looked in the mirror, she said stop copying me!
Yo mama so stupid she brought toilet paper to a crap game.
Yo mama so stupid she asked for a price check at the $.99 store.
Yo mama so stupid she walked into an antique store and said what's new!
Yo mama so stupid she saw a sign that said "WET FLOOR", So she did.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
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| Posted by lil jitterbug on 08-Aug-2005 | Yo momma's so fat!Yo momma's so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk Dud!!
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| Posted by joeyo on 08-Aug-2005 | Yo mama so fat...Yo mama is so fat that when she walks by the TV, you miss three TV shows.
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| Posted by kendal on 11-Aug-2005 | CookingYo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
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| Posted by DarkAxz on 11-Aug-2005 | Yo' Mama JokesYo' Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of 'BVD's and by the time she got it on, it spelled 'BOULEVARD'.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she went to the beauty parlor and it took her three hours just to get an estimate.
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to a museum and they tried to claim her as an exhibit.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo' Mama is so old, when God said 'let there be light', she was there to flick the switch.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed, tripped over the wire of a cordless phone, and got hit by a parked car.
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| Posted by Sumeet Patel on 12-Aug-2005 | Your momma\'s soo fat
- Your mama\'s soo fat she plays pool with the planets.
- Your mama\'s soo fat she wore a yellow rain coat and peolpe started to cal aot taxi.
- your mama\'s so fat she put on a red sweater and people started to yell out wats up kollaid?
- Your mama\'s so fat she went to a resterant looked at the menu and said that will be good.
- Your momma\'s soo fat she went to the circus to go clothes shopping.
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| Posted by Lila Lila on 12-Aug-2005 | Yo momma so fat...Yo momma so fat, when she puts on a yellow shirt, the sun gets jealous!
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| Posted by Jennifer S. Chmielewski on 12-Aug-2005 | -yo mama so ugly she stuck her head out the...-yo mama so ugly she stuck her head out the car window and got a ticketfor litering!
-yo mama so stupid she steped outside and got ran over by a parked trisicle!
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| Posted by Simon Peeters on 13-Aug-2005 | your mother is so ugly that when she stuck...your mother is so ugly that when she stuck her head out the window the police arrested her for mooning
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| Posted by Mr. Bump N' Grind on 13-Aug-2005 | Yo mamma so fat....Your momma so fat, that she can use a hulahoop as a headband.
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