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| Posted by Kezza Havard on 08-Aug-2005 | Yo mamma so fat..-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma told me not to touch the family portrait.
YO MAMMA'S SO FAT:
-she was mistaken for god's bowling ball.
-when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up
-she had to go to Sea World to get babtised
-she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth
-her favorite dress is a tent
-she left home with highheels and came back with flip-flops
-she has to iron her pants on the driveway
-she needs a building permit for her girdle
-she needs a hula-hoop for a belly button ear ring
-she puts on tampons with a bazooka
-she has to put lipstick on with a paint roller
-she had to get her ears pierced with a harpoon
-she sat on a rainbow and and Skittles came out
-she sat on a quarter and got 2 dimes and a nickel
-she rolled over 4 quarters and made it a dollar
-when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington's nose
-the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs
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| Posted by Bluestar on 14-Aug-2005 | your mamayour muma is so dumb, she got locked herself in the toilet and
peed her pants
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| Posted by Stu Pidmoron on 14-Aug-2005 | She Fat!Yo mama is so fat that she put all the resturants out of
buissness in one day.
Yo mama is so stupid that she cant even spell her own name.
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| Posted by Kaitlyn Cheesebro on 14-Aug-2005 | Yo Mamayo mama is so fat that i cant see around her
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| Posted by luvlygirl on 12-Aug-2005 | Sooooo dumbyour momma is so dumb she brung a spoon to the super bowl
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| Posted by Melissa Mclay on 12-Aug-2005 | Bin laddenyour dads so stupid he watched the news and said god bin ladden a rapist now
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| Posted by Tombelgirie on 13-Aug-2005 | Yo momma so fat or uglyby:patrick Osullivan
yo momma so fat,
- she went to the theatre and sat next to everybody
-she jumped in the air and got stuck
-when she gets on a scale it says k.o.
-shes afraid to take her shirt off in the shower
-when she goes on a rollercoaster everyone says, "1 person to a seat"
-she weighed a plane down
-she stopped the train
-it takes 10 porter potties just to hold one of her turds
-when she dresses in white everyone says,"look its the stay puff marshmallow man"
yo momma so ugly,
-you and her look like twins
-when you were breast fed you turned away
-your friends run away saying frakenstein is back
-that when she went out on haloween to go to the store she won best costume
-if she came in a fight with a razor she would look better than before
-she takes laxitives as beauty pills
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| Posted by Tina S. Coleman on 14-Aug-2005 | Yo mamaYo mama is so fat, when she went on a swing she swinged all the
way to heaven then down to hell!!!
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| Posted by Make Me A. Laugh on 14-Aug-2005 | yo mam soooooo fatYo mama is soooooooooo fat that
when she hits her thigh it makes a HUGE
wave.
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| Posted by Mel Ehrenzeller on 14-Aug-2005 | Yo mamma& ketchupYo mamma is like a bottle of ketchup; you have to pat it on the
bottom a couple of times to make it come out on your buns!
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