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| Posted by Carole A. Heath on 13-Aug-2005 | Yo mama so nastyYo Mamma so nasty.
When your daddy ate her out he got food poisoning.
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| Posted by John Smith on 13-Aug-2005 | Hosipatal bedthere was a man in a hospital bed,
The doctor walks in:
Doctor:ive got some good news and some bad news.
Man:Whats the BAD NEWS?
Doctor:ive got to amputate both your legs.
Man:how can there be any good news after that?
Doctor:Well the man in the next room wants to buy your slippers.
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| Posted by Adrian on 13-Aug-2005 | Maorihow to get a maori in a bath?put five cents in how do you get a maori out of the bath put soap in.
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| Posted by Barrett A. Willis on 13-Aug-2005 | Seawhat did the sea say to the sand? nothing it just waved!
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| Posted by hello there on 13-Aug-2005 | Yo momma is a hoeyour momma is like a brick she is always getting laid.
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| Posted by Xandi on 08-Aug-2005 | gorrillaIt was closing time at the local sports-oriented pub and the only people left there were the bar keep, a drunk, and a gorilla standing in the corner. The barkeep looks at the drunk and said, "Wanna see something neat?"
He whistled to the gorilla, the gorilla came over and stood in front of the bar keep. The barkeep lightly tapped the gorrilla on the head with a small plastic bat he kept behind the bar, immediately the gorrilla dropped to his knees and gave the man a blow job.
When he was done, the barkeep looked at the drunk and said, "Wanna try it?"
The drunk said, "Sure, just don't hit me too hard with the bat!"
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| Posted by LeaveMeBe on 08-Aug-2005 | Four Gay men in a BarQ: Four gay men walk in a bar to
have beer they find only on chair. What do they do to all sit down?
A: They turn the chair upside down and sit on the legs.
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| Posted by laugh16 on 08-Aug-2005 | Donkey in the barone guy walks in to a bar sees a crying donkey sitting on a pot of gold and he asks the bartender whats up with the gold? The bartender said if you can get the donkey to shut up the gold is yours.
The guy says ok, and he walks over to the donkey and whispers something in the donkeys ear the donkeys cracks up laughing so the guy gets the pot of gold.
A week later he walks into the bar and sees the donkey still laughing sitting on another pot of gold he asks the the bartender was up with the gold the bar tender said if you can get the donkey to shut up,I'll give you the gold.
The guy says ok but ill have to take him out side the bartender says ok then the guy takes the donkey out side for a min walks back in 5 min later and the donkys crying again the bartender asks how in the hell did you do that the guy says to make him laugh I said my dick was bigger than his, and to make him cry I showed him.
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| Posted by Laura Brown on 08-Aug-2005 | Fag barTwo fags walk into a gay bar. One fag says to the other, "Do you cum here often?"
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| Posted by Chris J. Uptmor on 08-Aug-2005 | Are you my wife?A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."
"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.
"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."
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