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| Posted by Daniel Chapman on 14-Aug-2005 | QuarterYour mama so fat when she sat on a quarter a buger popped out of George
Washington's nose.
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| Posted by josh d. junod on 14-Aug-2005 | TargetYour Mama is so fat she tripped over Walmart, Kmart and landed right on
Target.
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| Posted by Kitty K. Kaos on 14-Aug-2005 | Small little jokeYour so ugly your mom droped you off at school and got arested
for litttering.
YOur mommas so fat shes gat more chins then a chinese phone book
Your moms so fatt i wanted to go around her but my car ran out
of gas!
your so ugly when you where born your docter slaped you mom
BU dum bum PSHHHHH
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| Posted by LEXIELUVSU on 13-Aug-2005 | Your momma is so shortyour momma is so short, she suicide dived off the pavement!
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| Posted by Yo Mama on 14-Aug-2005 | ComebackA smartass came to a boy and said, "Whats up son" So the boy
said back, "I wish you would have told me that you were my
father earlier because I'm getting head from my grandma."
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| Posted by Jon-Jon on 14-Aug-2005 | Yo mommaYo mama is like a refrigerator she can hold everyons meat.
Yo mama is like a pringle box once you pop the fun dont stop.
Yo mama is like a shot gun two cocks a blow.
Always remember this you love yo mom and for 25cents so can i.
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| Posted by craig brennan on 14-Aug-2005 | So shortYour mama is so short, she could sit on a dime and swing her legs.
Your mama is so short she can walk under the bed with high heels on.
Your mama is so short she jumped off the toilet and sprained her ankle.
Your mama so short she has to cuff your underwear.
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| Posted by Meggi-Poo on 12-Aug-2005 | Yo mamma so pooryo mamma so poor she uses a fork to eat creal so she can save milk
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| Posted by Justin R. Timberlake on 12-Aug-2005 | Yo mamaYo mama so fat when she went camping she use her panies as a tent.
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| Posted by Maureen Miner on 14-Aug-2005 | Bowling BallYo mama like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, trown
down a dark alley, and she still comes back for more.
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