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| Posted by Super*Star* on 13-Aug-2005 | Crackheadyor mamas so dumb she called the cops when somone stole her weed
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| Posted by Amanda Hugandkiss on 14-Aug-2005 | Ugly MamaYour mama so ugly for halloween she trick or treats on the phone.
Your mama so ugly she walked into a huanted house and came out with an
application.
Your mama so ugly when she walks by a toilet it flushes itself.
Your mama so ugly when she goes camping the bears light a fire to keep HER
away.
Your mama so ugly when she goes halloween shoppping people try to buy her.
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| Posted by Warlock Z on 14-Aug-2005 | yo mamayour mama is so ugly...
looking at her makes me want to go gay
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| Posted by SoulTaker on 14-Aug-2005 | your mamayour mum is so dumb that she got hit by a parked car
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| Posted by Matt L. Giardina on 14-Aug-2005 | yo mommayo mommas so poor she asks you for money
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| Posted by Kezza Havard on 08-Aug-2005 | Yo mamma so fat..-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma told me not to touch the family portrait.
YO MAMMA'S SO FAT:
-she was mistaken for god's bowling ball.
-when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up
-she had to go to Sea World to get babtised
-she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth
-her favorite dress is a tent
-she left home with highheels and came back with flip-flops
-she has to iron her pants on the driveway
-she needs a building permit for her girdle
-she needs a hula-hoop for a belly button ear ring
-she puts on tampons with a bazooka
-she has to put lipstick on with a paint roller
-she had to get her ears pierced with a harpoon
-she sat on a rainbow and and Skittles came out
-she sat on a quarter and got 2 dimes and a nickel
-she rolled over 4 quarters and made it a dollar
-when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington's nose
-the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs
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| Posted by Bluestar on 14-Aug-2005 | your mamayour muma is so dumb, she got locked herself in the toilet and
peed her pants
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| Posted by Stu Pidmoron on 14-Aug-2005 | She Fat!Yo mama is so fat that she put all the resturants out of
buissness in one day.
Yo mama is so stupid that she cant even spell her own name.
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| Posted by Kaitlyn Cheesebro on 14-Aug-2005 | Yo Mamayo mama is so fat that i cant see around her
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| Posted by luvlygirl on 12-Aug-2005 | Sooooo dumbyour momma is so dumb she brung a spoon to the super bowl
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