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| Posted by Pikachu Pikachu on 14-Aug-2005 | You're So UglyYou're So Ugly When You Die You'll Have To Be Turned In To
Ashes!!!!
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| Posted by Michelle K. Gordon on 14-Aug-2005 | osama bin ladan on rolar skateswhat do u call osamaa bin ladan on roller skates?
a weely bin!
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| Posted by ahley lawson on 10-Aug-2005 | Yo mommo's so fat...Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
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| Posted by Joel on 10-Aug-2005 | Borschtbelt ZingerYou're so fat, when you sit around the house you really sit around the house.
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| Posted by Pepi the Humerous on 14-Aug-2005 | 19 year old languagesup da wack da playstion da sup da wac motha fucka suppa chizzel
my nizzle brother dizzle with a counsin who has the mizzles and
no dizzle wanna touch my titie with your wittie can a wash my
winkie in your kitchen sinkie (you have to be like 25-35 to
get this joke)
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| Posted by Black Rose on 14-Aug-2005 | STDComment, kids are the worst STD
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| Posted by WestRunner on 14-Aug-2005 | You so ugly.1. You so ugly your mom had to tie a pork chop around your neck just so
the dog would play with you.
2. Is that your face or did your neck throw up?
3. Is that your hair line or is your hair running away from your face?!
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| Posted by Gennadios M. Papapavlou on 10-Aug-2005 | The 20 DissesWords can't describe your outfit, so I'll just throw up! 1.They can't measure
your intelligence. The scale won't go that low.
2.Appearances can be deceiving. Or in your case, disgusting.
3.I promise not to make fun of your height. I would never stoop to that.
4.I'm glad you're tall. It gives me more of you to dislike.
5.I think you stepped on something smelly. Like your feet!
6.I've seen tables with nicer looking legs than yours.
7.Are you going to eat that apple, or gum it to death?
8.Your mouth's the perfect size... for your foot.
9.I've seen a nose like yours before, but it looked better on the baboon.
10.Know what I like about your face? Me neither.
11.Know what goes best with a face like yours? A paper bag.
12.Why don't you do something different with your hair? Like, wash it.
13.You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.
14.You'll never use your mind. You can't lose what you never had.
15.You've made this date I won't forget... no matter how hard I try.
16.I know why they call this a "blind date." Because now that I've seen you, I
wish I were blind.
17.You're like disposable diapers...always getting dumped.
18.''What are you doing Friday night?'' ''Trying to forget you just asked me
that.''
19."What's he got that I haven't?" "You want it alphabetically?"
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| Posted by Dee Dawg on 10-Aug-2005 | Twinkie InsultI haven't seen you run that fast since Twinkies went on sale.
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| Posted by Keisuke-Kun on 14-Aug-2005 | G dawg~~I know why they put the G infront of the dog/dawg.....
.....Because they mean the one with the G in it.(laugh)~~
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