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| Posted by brandi on 10-Aug-2005 | Yo Mama LaundromatThe only difference between your mama and a washing machine is, after you drop
a load in the washing machine, it doesn't follow you around!
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| Posted by *JeSsIcA* on 10-Aug-2005 | Tight-AssedYou are so tight-assed, you can back into a wall and suck out a brick!
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| Posted by Jared A. Stevenson on 10-Aug-2005 | Yo Daddy Is So BaldYo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom.
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| Posted by Lyn Le on 10-Aug-2005 | Signs You're Too Fat For Your Pants1.You've lost the feeling below your ankles.
2.When you walk you have to waddle like a duck, so you fabricate a story about
a knee-injury to dismiss curious nlookers.
3.When you wake up in the morning you can still see the impression of where
your keys were in your pants pocket the night before.
4.The last time you tried to retrieve your wallet from your back pocket you
lost a finger.
5.Your farts take up to three-and-a-half minutes from start to finish, and
produce the sound frequency of a dog whistle.
6.People ask you questions like, "Are you a professional scuba diver, or do
you just wear the gear?"
7.The last time you sat down, the top button of your pants snapped off with
the speed of a hunting rifle, injuring a co-worker.
8.It takes you forty-five minutes to put them on, even with the aid of a small
crane and a power winch.
9.When you ask for an honest opinion, your spouse tells you your pants look
great.
10.Your name is Al Roker.
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| Posted by hmmmmm A. have a guess on 08-Aug-2005 | Nigger - appleWhat does a nigger and an apple have in common?
You can find them both hanging from a tree in Mississippi.
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| Posted by immoonglorious on 14-Aug-2005 | he's got so many pimpleshe's got so many pimples on his face. one day i ran away becaues
i thought he was a cheetah and i'm still not sure today.
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| Posted by Baby G on 08-Aug-2005 | You're so ugly...If I had a dog as ugly as you, I would shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards.
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| Posted by shayan nouri on 11-Aug-2005 | Your so fat kokesYour so fat when you dived of the diving board the water moved out of the way.
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| Posted by The Rat on 10-Aug-2005 | Brain Insult''Add this up for me. A ton of sawdust, a ton of old newspaper, and a ton of
fat. Now, have you got all that in your head?''
''Yes.''
'' Yeah, I thought so.''
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| Posted by house b. big on 11-Aug-2005 | MichibanWhat do the michigan wolverines and marijuana have in common? They both get smoked in bowls!
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