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| Posted by Mike E. Brown on 14-Aug-2005 | Flat Chestroses are red,
tires ae black,
why is your chest
as flat as your back?
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| Posted by Jocky on 14-Aug-2005 | What Adidas Stands ForMy friend told me this just a few days ago. Adidas stands for
All Day I Dream About Sex.
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| Posted by Lucy G. Van Pelt on 11-Aug-2005 | Cheapest MeatQ. What is the cheapest meat?
A. Deer balls, there under a buck.
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| Posted by Suck Balls on 10-Aug-2005 | Yo DaddyYo daddy is like a mounds bar -- he's got no nuts.
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| Posted by net master on 10-Aug-2005 | Why Women Don't Need Driver's LicensesWhy don't women need driver's licenses?
Because there are no roads between the laundry room and the kitchen!
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| Posted by Ed J. Early on 14-Aug-2005 | MiscellaneousWhat is the difference between an indian girl and a walrus?
One tooth!
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| Posted by Derek Nastase on 14-Aug-2005 | On X-mas Your a Hoe Hoe HoeOn Christmas your a hoe hoe hoe,
and your probably going to go go go
have sex with a guy named Moe Moe Moe
this guy Moe Moe Moe
will turn out to be a homo mo
and try to blow blow yo
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| Posted by britt conrado on 14-Aug-2005 | Great Fat CombackIf someone says that you are fat, tell them: "So what if I am
fat. You are ugly. At least I can go on a diet!"
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| Posted by TAISHA on 10-Aug-2005 | Ways to Say "He's Dumb"1. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
2. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
3. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
4. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
5. Forgot to pay his brain bill.
6. A few clowns short of a circus.
7. If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
8. Too much yardage between the goal posts.
9. A few beers short of a six-pack.
10. Dumber than a box of hair.
11. A few peas short of a casserole.
12. One taco short of a combination plate.
13. All foam, no beer.
14. The cheese slid off his cracker.
15. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
16. Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt. 2
17. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear. 18. An intellect
rivaled only by garden tools.
19. As smart as bait.
20. His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
21. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
22. Surfing in Nebraska.
22. In the pinball game of life, his flippers were a little farther apart than
most.
23. One sandwich short of a picnic.
24. The light's on, but nobody's home.
25. If dumb were dirt, he'd cover about an acre.
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| Posted by keith on 10-Aug-2005 | Why Do Men Float?Why do men float better than women?
Because they're scum.
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