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| Posted by drummagal on 14-Aug-2005 | bin laden and sex osama bin laden has 5 wives and do you want to know why he
never had sex with them?
answer: because every time he tried he would say nice pussy they
would say PUSH PUSSY PUSH
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| Posted by Chris E. Yannaco on 10-Aug-2005 | You Stink So BadYou stink so bad you make Right Guard turn left, Speed Stick slow down, Secret
obvious, and Sure confused.
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| Posted by The Rat on 14-Aug-2005 | "Head"You're so ugly, everytime your mother looks at you she says to herself,
"Damn, I should've just given head!!!"
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| Posted by Kimiko R. Treitler on 14-Aug-2005 | You Are What You Eat One Halloween, Anthony and his friend Stephen been walkin
the main street with plans to egg places and people. None had
the gusts to throw an egg, but just because nothing was going
on, Stephen spoke up and said, "Hey Anthony, why aren't you
throwin any eggs? Are ya scared?"
"Scared of what?" Anthony snapped back.
"Aw, you're scared. Man, you're a pussy I swear." Shot back
Stephen.
"Your are what you it right? I guess that makes you shit,"
Anthony replied as he threw an egg at Stephen's face.
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| Posted by Stephen Schug on 14-Aug-2005 | clean jokeone day a blond burnet and a red head were walking and they saw
a cop and the saw patato bags they hid in them and the cop
kicked the bag with red head in it it didnt say anything he
kicked the bag with the burnet in it it didnt say anything then
he kicked th bag with the blond head in it and it said patatos
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| Posted by Jessie Eubanks on 11-Aug-2005 | You Know Your Ugly When . . .You know your ugly when . . .
Your dog humps your leg with its eyes closed.
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| Posted by Kathy L. Bennett on 14-Aug-2005 | dogwhat bleeds and has two legs?
half a dog
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| Posted by Brad C. Hubele on 14-Aug-2005 | The F WordThings that bother me a little...
When people say, "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it
too." Whatthafuck good is a goddam cake you can't eat? What,
should I just let my fuckin cake sit there, and look and look
and look, and try to find someone else who has cake, and eat
their fucking cake instead? Fuck off.
When people say, "It's always in the last place you look". What
the fuck??? Of course it fucking is. Whythefuck would you keep
looking after you've already fucking found it? Whothafuck are
these people?
When people interupt you while you're watching a movie, and say:
"Did you see that???!!!" No, dickhead, I pay $8fuckin50 to come
to the fuckin theatre to stare at the back of the fucker's head
in front of me. Whatthafuck do YOU come here for?
People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give
me fuckin choice there, did ya, ya sorry fuck. Hey, do you mind
if I shoot you in the fuckin head? Ooops, sorry...
People who POINT at their wrist and ask, "Do you know the time?"
Hey, I KNOW where I wear MY fuckin watch buddy, where the fuck
do you wear yours? Up your fuckin ass, maybe? Should I point at
my fuckin crotch when I ask you where the bathroom is? Or maybe
I should just pull out my fuckin dick, and piss on your fuckin
leg, you mother fucker.
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| Posted by I Like Cheese You Like Cheese on 10-Aug-2005 | We Cause BlindnessHow do you make a woman blind?Put a windshield in front of her!
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| Posted by JESSEluvr4life on 10-Aug-2005 | Yo mama's So FatYo' mama so fat, her beeper goes off and people think she's backing up!
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