Gross Jokes

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Gross Jokes

A waiter served four men everyday for lunch and everyday the same men would find different ways of playing practical jokes on the hapless man. One day, they’d put his tip in the soup, the next day they’d sift through a multitude of substitutions on the menu. Till the day finally came that they’ve decided that they’ve played enough jokes on the poor chap. They gave him a very big tip and promised that they would never play any more jokes on him. The waiter, relieved and snickering, gladly accepted the tip and turned around saying,” Okay, from now on I’d never piss into your coffee anymore.!!”
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