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Travel and Vacation Jokes
All of us have traveled whether to the next county or to another country. And we all know that during these so-called breaks, vacations or whatever you might want to call them, things don’t always go as planned and sometimes they have the tendency to go from bad to worse. What better way to get of the travel bug than to just simply remedy the situation with a good joke or some other funny stuff that would surely turn frowns back into smiles allowing you and your companions to go on with the rest of the trip. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com has a collection of Travel and Vacation Jokes from people who come from all walks of life who have seen the best and worst vacations ever.
Ever anticipated a trip to a foreign land to experience something that seemingly goes under maintenance as your plane lands at the airport? Or having your day at the beach suddenly turned into a boring day indoors due to a sudden storm? Well, you’re not alone for as you can see, many a folks have gotten into the same situation again and again. Maybe there’s no such thing as a perfect vacation, or maybe it’s just bad luck but all we need are the funny travel and vacation stories that we can get out of other people’s misfortune. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com for all the best jokes on the internet plus a whole lot more.
Travel and Vacation Jokes
England’s West countryside is
known for it’s charming cottage-like shops that seem
to reflect n easy laid-back atmosphere. On a trip once with a friend, she
happened to peer into a window where she spotted shelves upon shelves of
interesting looking books. She went inside and had a look around when an
elderly man showed up and asks politely, “ Can I help
you?” he asks.
My
friend answers, “ No Thank You, Just browsing.”
The
man turned his back on his way to the kitchen, saying, “ Fine,
But you know dear, in these parts, people knock before entering someone’s
home!”
While waiting at the baggage claim at an airport from a long
relaxing trip to the Mediterranean, I
watched in horror as my bag flew down the chute and blew open scattering all of
it’s contents all over. I rushed to contain the
already embarrassing situation but my toothbrush managed to escape my grasp and
continued to roll down the rest of the belts. In my efforts to retrieve the
wayward toothbrush I can’t help but overhear a fellow passenger say,” Boy, that
guy sure travels light!”
I
was disembarking a bus when I overheard the driver say, “When you exit, please
make sure you lower your head and watch your step. If you do miss your step and
hit your head, please lower your voice and watch your language. Thank You.”
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