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| Posted by Lorinda Bruce on 09-Aug-2005 | Confused soulA pilot is a confused soul who talks about women when he's flying, and about flying when he's with a woman.
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| Posted by Kiks on 09-Aug-2005 | Software engineeringAt a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to answer.
"If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight control software how many of you would disembark immediately?"
Among the ensuing forest of raised hands, only one man sat motionless. When asked what he would do, he replied that he would be quite content to stay onboard.
With his team's software, he said, the plane was unlikely to even taxi as far as the runway, let alone take off.
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| Posted by nate f. gayfag on 09-Aug-2005 | Angle of arrivalThe probability of survival is equal to the angle of arrival.
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| Posted by The Metroid on 09-Aug-2005 | Great landingEveryone knows a 'good' landing is one from which you can walk away.
But a 'great' landing is one after which you can use the airplane again.
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| Posted by Jose A. Suazo on 09-Aug-2005 | 2nd greatest thrillFlying is the second greatest thrill known to man.
Landing is the first!
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| Posted by vicky on 09-Aug-2005 | Too much fuelThe only time you have too much fuel in a plane is when you're on fire.
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| Posted by Randy on 09-Aug-2005 | Flying dangerouslyFlying is not dangerous.
Crashing is dangerous.
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| Posted by LeeLee on 09-Aug-2005 | ContactsA policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses."
The woman answered "Well, I have contacts."
The policeman replied "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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| Posted by Isis D. Belle on 09-Aug-2005 | Nervous old ladyA nervous old lady on a bus was made even more nervous by the fact that the driver periodically put his arm out of the window.
Well she couldn't stand it any longer, so she tapped him on the shoulder and whispered in his ear.
"Young man, you keep both hands on the wheel..... I'll tell you when its raining!"
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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| Posted by Cameron Rivard on 09-Aug-2005 | Pick your favorite"In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling.
Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face.
If you have a small child traveling
with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs.
If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite."
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