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ten things to do at the mall: 10.
Get your shoelaces stuck at the last flight of the escalator and shout out for
help. 9.
Go to the hairstylist to get your back hairs permed. 8.
Ask a saleslady if a particular color of panties match the color of your beard. 7.
Sneak up on a sales lady in the perfumes section and give them a whif of your own Eau De Swank. 6.
Collect as many brochures from the stores and give them out as religious
handouts. 5.
Ask a pet store employee if they sell gerbils and if they give discounts on
bulk orders. Also ask for the best way to cook them. 4.
Hand a stack of pants to a fitting room attendant and tell her out loud that
none of them are leak-proof. 3.
Ask a salesman in the appliance section if they have Televisions that speak
Taiwanese. 2.
Wear your pants backwards and ask the saleslady if they make your bum look big. 1.
Show as many people as you can your driver’s license and ask them if they’d
seen this man. Top
ten things you wouldn’t want to hear from a hotel you’re about to check into. 10.
The desk clerk is nuts, when she gives you your room number subtract 1 and
you’ll get the right one. 9.
I wrote you a not half-way through your toilet paper. 8.
Meet me in the Whirpool in a minute. 7.
If you need a bellhop, press 1. If you want a hooker press 2. 6.
Ring the bell again and I’ll burn your luggage. 5.
Johnny, could you go to the next hotel and swipe a couple of towels. Were just about out, thanks. 4.
Every room has a hair dryer. 2.
Please feel free to view our hidden camera archive of guests bathing in their
rooms. 1.
Could you spare some room, the guy next door died and somebody needs the space
and has booked with us a long time. Just enough time to wipe up the blood and
brains of the ceiling and walls.
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