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Signs of Our Times

As with funny labels, signs have a way of becoming humorous if not thought of properly. Imagine seeing a sign that reads one way on the entrance to a street and again at the other end specifying opposite directions. Or where there are no parking signs and you just happen to see a vehicle parked that happens to belong to the traffic management bureau. Here at www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com we have them all. From the best to the just plain stupid ones, we have them from all over the world.

Signs should be a source of valuable information especially when you are lost or in unfamiliar territory but some just lead to more confusion rather than resolution. We have in our 60,000 strong, collection of jokes and other funny stuff some of the best of all times. Our vast collection is not only the biggest but also the most diverse on the internet covering over 90 topics or categories including one for the Signs of Our Times. Seen a good sign of our times somewhere and want to spread the news, send them in so we can add them to our ever expanding collection. Need some of the best jokes ever, subscribe to the mailing list and we’ll send you a daily tidbit of the best of the best.

Parks and the grass that grows in them are indeed very hard to maintain that I happened to come upon a sign at a particularly well maintained patch of grass at a local park that had a screaming sign saying, “ SOCCER NOT ALLOWED!” Park authorities, knowing that there is a growing enthusiasm in sports tried to appease health buffs by placing a notice in smaller letters below the said sign saying, “ Soccer may only be played in the ARCHERY RANGE!”????

There is just something about live wires and the endless line of people who are attracted to touch tem. This is much to the dismay of electric company workers who got fed up and posted a sign that ensures a double whammy for any violators at one of their transmission cabinets that read, “Warning

High Voltage Wires. Touching wires can cause instant death. Violators will be fined $200.00.”

At the lumber company where I worked, the need for expansion in our retail department required the re-work and installation of new electrical equipment and hardware. The job required a lot of re-wiring that many of the company’s electrical breakers were turned off with the manager posting a sign that ensured compliance to any wayward employee who might be tempted to turn on the disabled circuits. The sign read, “ Do Not Touch! Servicing in progress! Not only will this kill you, it will hurt you the whole time you’re dying.”

I lived in a small town where the post office was a small office at the corner of the street. As I was driving there one day, I was perplexed to see a plywood covering the previously glass door with a sign pasted onto it saying, “Please leave your car outside.”

Some shoppers have been known to go too far when sampling goods at stores before a purchase. As I was walking past the bathroom section of the local Home Depot when I happened to spy upon a sign that said, “For Display Use Only” on a row of toilets!

Name	By	Category	Rating
Seen on A Bumper Sticker:...	Mandy B	Signs of Our Times	6.67
Sign in A Science Teacher's	Jason C. Johnson	Signs of Our Times	1.00
Classified Ad:...	Uncle Sonny Humor	Signs of Our Times	---
in A Department Store:...	tweets	Signs of Our Times	---
in A Czechoslovakian Tourist Agency:...	Robert L. Blake	Signs of Our Times	---
on the Box of A Clockwork Toy Made in Hong...	Max Lee	Signs of Our Times	---
Sign Seen in London Department	J Harry	Signs of Our Times	---
on A Store Front In	#1 BABE	Signs of Our Times	---
Official Sign Near Door: Door	Kylee Phillips	Signs of Our Times	---
Sign Seen in London Department	funnygirl	Signs of Our Times	---
in A New York Restaurant:	bob joe	Signs of Our Times	---
These Are Supposedly Actual Signs	Fred L. Abney	Signs of Our Times	---
Notice in A Dry Cleaner's	ana munoz	Signs of Our Times	---
in A Paris Hotel Elevator:...	Jude Hey	Signs of Our Times	---
Dog for Sale: Eats Anything and Is Fond Of...	Andrew B. Mclean	Signs of Our Times	---
Outside A Church:...	bugzaboo	Signs of Our Times	---
in A Copenhagen Airline Ticket Office:...	Erik Allermann	Signs of Our Times	---
A Bumper Sticker:...	Jade Cat	Signs of Our Times	---
on the Menu of A Swiss Restaurant:...	The Man	Signs of Our Times	---
in A Church Parking Lot:...	Dan Becker	Signs of Our Times	---
in A Yugoslavian Hotel:...	Nick G. Davis	Signs of Our Times	---
in the Window of A Travel Agency:...	michelle someone	Signs of Our Times	---
Detour Sign in Kyushi, Japan:...	kAoS	Signs of Our Times	---
Outside A Church:...	jsw240	Signs of Our Times	---
in Admire, Kansas:...	spike d. fuspfi	Signs of Our Times	---
Classified Ad:...	Matt J. Mullen	Signs of Our Times	---
in A Tacoma, Washington Men's	John D	Signs of Our Times	---
Sign on Restaurant Window: "Don't	Lisa M. Huffstutler	Signs of Our Times	---
While Stopped At An Intersection	Basketball Babe	Signs of Our Times	---
in An Office: WOULD THE	D M. C	Signs of Our Times	---
Sign in A Restaurant Window:	Rarkl	Signs of Our Times	---
in Restaurant: "Open Seven Days	david m. stwert	Signs of Our Times	---
Sign in A Japanese Hotel:	Bradley H. Stanley	Signs of Our Times	---
Sign in A Swiss Mountain	Wedgey Boy	Signs of Our Times	---
in the Vestry of A	Jennifer R. Sobczak	Signs of Our Times	---
Sign Outside A New Town	Joanne Massoud	Signs of Our Times	---
Sign on A Scientist's Door:	Cameron Rivard	Signs of Our Times	---
Here Is A Great Sign	meryl m. clewett	Signs of Our Times	---
Sign in A Rhodes Tailor	Stefani R. Richards	Signs of Our Times	---
At A Number of Military	Sarah Anne	Signs of Our Times	---
in A New York Drugstore:	Too Cool	Signs of Our Times	---
Two Signs Found on Top	jarmo two	Signs of Our Times	---
Sign on A Repair Shop	Laura Seeley	Signs of Our Times	---
Sign From A Translated Sentence	Totally Clueless	Signs of Our Times	---
Found Written on the Wall	brian brams	Signs of Our Times	---
Sign on the Door Of	Katie F.	Signs of Our Times	---
Sign in A Tokyo Hotel:	Cowardly Lion	Signs of Our Times	---
Sign on Fence: "Salesmen Welcome.	Shadow Rat	Signs of Our Times	---
Sign in School: "in Case	Simon Peeters	Signs of Our Times	---
Sign on the Wall Of	c?line rioux	Signs of Our Times	---