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| Posted by Matt J. Mullen on 07-Aug-2005 | Classified Ad:...Classified Ad:
Tired Of Working For Only $9.75 Per Hour?
We Offer Profit Sharing And Flexible Hours.
Starting Pay: $7 - $9 Per Hour
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| Posted by Jason C. Johnson on 09-Aug-2005 | Sign in a science teacher'sSign in a science teacher's room: "If it moves, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics."
Sign in butchers window: "Pleased to meat you."
Sign on auto body shop: "May we have the next dents?"
Sign at the dry cleaner's window: "Drop your pants here."
Sign on a parking space at a garden nursery: "Reserved for plant manager."
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| Posted by Uncle Sonny Humor on 07-Aug-2005 | Classified Ad:...Classified Ad:
Amana Washer $100.
Owned By Clean Bachelor Who Seldom Washed.
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| Posted by Robert L. Blake on 07-Aug-2005 | In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency:...In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency:
Take one of our horse-driven city
tours -- we guarantee no miscarriages.
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| Posted by Max Lee on 07-Aug-2005 | On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong...On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong:
Guaranteed to work
throughout its useful life.
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| Posted by J Harry on 09-Aug-2005 | Sign seen in London departmentSign seen in London department store: "Bargain Basement Upstairs"
Sign seen in the vicinity of Victoria Station: "Closed for official opening."
Sign in a Paris hotel elevator: "Please leave your values at the front desk."
Sign in a hotel in Athens: "Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily."
Sign in a Yugoslavian hotel: "The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid."
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| Posted by #1 BABE on 09-Aug-2005 | On a store front inOn a store front in Florida: "Your one stop shop! Beer ammo and liquor. Drive through open 24 hours!"
A speed limit sign on Long Beach Island, New Jersey: "Smile, You're on Radar!"
Seen in a State Park in California: "Weather Station (A large sign with a Rock hanging on a rope) Check the Rock. If it's wet, it's raining. If it's moving, it's windy. If you can't see it, it's foggy. If rock is gone, it's a tornado."
Sign in a Laundromat AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
Sign in a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
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| Posted by Kylee Phillips on 09-Aug-2005 | Official sign near door: DoorOfficial sign near door: Door Alarmed. Handprinted sign nearby: Window frightened.
Road sign seen on the island of Cyprus. (translation of the Greek): 'Caution: Road Slippery from Grapejuice'
A sign advertising a Company wide skiing race: Let's see who can go downhill the fastest.
Sign in King's Canyon in California. 'Slow Parking Ahead'
A billboard seen next to the highway, travelling from Johannesburg International Airport into town. An Ad for BMW showing a photo of a BMW 328i convertible with the roof and all the windows down. The caption reads:' Our hardware runs better without WINDOWS!!!'
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| Posted by funnygirl on 09-Aug-2005 | Sign seen in London departmentSign seen in London department store: "Bargain Basement Upstairs"
Sign seen in the vicinity of Victoria Station: "Closed for official opening."
Sign in a Paris hotel elevator: "Please leave your values at the front desk."
Sign in a hotel in Athens: "Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily."
Sign in a Yugoslavian hotel: "The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid."
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