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| Posted by bob joe on 09-Aug-2005 | In a New York restaurant:In a New York restaurant: "Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager."
On the wall of a Baltimore estate: "Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.-Sisters of Mercy"
On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners: "38 years on the same spot."
In a Los Angeles dance hall: "Good clean dancing every night but Sunday."
In a Florida maternity ward: "No children allowed."
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| Posted by Fred L. Abney on 09-Aug-2005 | These are supposedly actual signsThese are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.
Sign in a Rome laundry: "Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
Sign in the window of a Swedish furrier: "Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin."
Sign on the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: "Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life."
Detour sign in Kobe, Japan: "Stop: Drive Sideways."
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| Posted by ana munoz on 09-Aug-2005 | Notice in a dry cleaner'sNotice in a dry cleaner's window: ANYONE LEAVING THEIR GARMENTS HERE FOR MORE THAN 30 DAYS WILL BE DISPOSED OF.
Sign on motorway garage: PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS. YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS.
Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Notice in a field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES
Message on a leaflet: IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
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| Posted by Jude Hey on 07-Aug-2005 | In a Paris hotel elevator:...In a Paris hotel elevator:
Please leave your values at the front desk.
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| Posted by Andrew B. Mclean on 07-Aug-2005 | Dog for sale: Eats anything and is fond of...Dog for sale: Eats anything and is fond of children.
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| Posted by bugzaboo on 07-Aug-2005 | Outside a Church:...Outside a Church:
Free Trip to Heaven. Details Inside!
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| Posted by Erik Allermann on 07-Aug-2005 | In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:...In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:
We take your bags and send them
in all directions.
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| Posted by The Man on 07-Aug-2005 | On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:...On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope
for.
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