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| Posted by Homie B. Dude on 07-Aug-2005 | In a New York drugstore:...In a New York drugstore:
"We dispense with accuracy."
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| Posted by GoofyGirl on 07-Aug-2005 | On the wall of a Baltimore estate:...On the wall of a Baltimore estate:
"Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
- Sisters of Mercy"
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| Posted by HOMER J. SIMPSON on 07-Aug-2005 | Seen on a hypochondriac's tombstone:...Seen on a hypochondriac's tombstone:
"I told you I was sick."
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| Posted by Elby on 07-Aug-2005 | In an East African newspaper:...In an East African newspaper:
A new swimming pool is rapidly taking
shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.
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| Posted by p.l. on 07-Aug-2005 | Seen on a virgin's tombstone:...Seen on a virgin's tombstone:
"Returned To Sender Unopened"
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| Posted by Boogyman J. Boogster on 07-Aug-2005 | In a New York medical building:...In a New York medical building:
"Mental Health Prevention Center"
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| Posted by Ziggy2002 on 07-Aug-2005 | In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store:...In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store:
"15 men's wool suits, $10. They won't last an hour!"
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| Posted by LiL anGeL on 07-Aug-2005 | In an ad for a swimwear store:...In an ad for a swimwear store:
"Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops!"
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| Posted by Jennifer l. Meisel on 07-Aug-2005 | In a Zurich hotel:...In a Zurich hotel:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests
of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be
used for this purpose.
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| Posted by Charles Jupe on 07-Aug-2005 | Classified Ad:...Classified Ad:
Found: Dirty White Dog
Looks Like A Rat.
Been Out Awhile..
Better Be Reward
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