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Other Funny Jokes
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Other Funny Jokes
Husband
calls home, maid answers “ Hello, Mr
and Mrs. Smith residence. How can I help you?”
“Is
my wife home?” asks husband.
“Yes
sir, she’s upstairs with her boyfriend,” maid answers.
“Okay,
go to my library and get the shotgun out of the bookcase. Go upstairs and shoot
them both.” Husband says.
“Yes
sir, Please wait a minute,” she walks away goes into the library, gets the gun
and shoots them both.
She
returns to the phone and says,” Okay sir, I’ve killed them both, what do I do
now,” maid asks.
“Take
the bodies and throw them into the pool, I’ll deal with them later when I get
home,” husband says.
“But
sir, We don’t have a pool?” maid asks.
“Isn’t
this 229-4447?” husband hangs up.
A
guy was ordering dinner at a famous Chinese restaurant when he notices a short
message below the menu that says, “ Chopsticks
available upon request.” He asks why they are since the place is Chinese.
“If
you give everybody chopsticks, then you wouldn’t have a need for the guys who
wash these spoons and forks.” Says the man.
“We
know that sir,” says the waiter, “ But we would have
three times the number of staff to clean up the mess.”
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