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Just do it

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A college professor was giving a lecture on ad campaigns to advertising majors and asked them to give samples of some corporate ad slogans they knew and the companies that used them.

“Cindy, what do you have?” he asks one student.

She says, “ Come fly the friendly skies” and she gives the correct airline company name.

“Paul, What do you have?” as he asks another student.

“Don’t leave home without it.” And she mentions the correct credit card company name.

“Julie, what slogans do you know?” He asks a third student.

Julie thinks a bit and says, “ Just Do It!” and she giggles a little then continues, “MOM”.

Actors do it in the limelight.

Actors also pretend doing it.

Agents do it undercover.

Air traffic controllers do it through radar.

Animators do it 24 times a second.

Archaeologists do it with mummies.

Astronomers do it with Uranus.

Authors do it by the book.

Band Members do it in front of 100,000 people.

Bodybuilders do it with muscle.

Bus drivers come early and pull out on time.

Businessmen screw you every way they can.

Carpenters hammer it harder.

Carpet layers do it on the floor.

Don’t do it with Bankers, most of them are Tellers.

Name	By	Category	Rating
Computer Programmers Don't Byte, They Nybble...	Bugar	Just Do It	10.0
Computer Scientists Do It Using I/O Devices....	Teresa Jeffries	Just Do It	7.00
Computer Scientists Simulate It....	flickering firefly	Just Do It	6.50
Fly Fisherman Do It With Longer Rods....	Pedro M. Fonseca	Just Do It	1.00
Experiment With A Chemist...	Goldberg Exterminator	Just Do It	---
Servants Enter in the Rear....	Hot wee devil	Just Do It	---
Pizza Delivery Men Do It in 30 Minutes Or...	Charles Jupe	Just Do It	---
Psychiatrists Do It on the Couch....	Robster	Just Do It	---
Bio Majors Do It Instead of Homework....	J C. B	Just Do It	---
Waiters Serve It Piping Hot....	Fran Williams	Just Do It	---
Computer Scientists Do It Asynchronously....	Dan Becker	Just Do It	---
Lawyers Do It With Appeal....	Adam K. Simpson	Just Do It	---
Signalers Do It With Frequency, Or At Least...	Galia K. Madjarova	Just Do It	---
Broadcasters Do It With Their Tongue!...	Natalie -. Z	Just Do It	---
Old Fisherman Never Die - They Just Smell...	lulabelle	Just Do It	---
Tailors Make It Fit Just Right....	Sumeet Patel	Just Do It	---
Computer Modelers Simulate It First....	coolkaty	Just Do It	---
Candle Dippers Have It Easy; They Only Work...	Kathy L. Bennett	Just Do It	---
Musicians Use the Rhythm Method....	Katie Waszczak	Just Do It	---
Civil Engineers Are Responsible for the Largest...	Jeff R. Janney	Just Do It	---
E.M.T.'s Do It Fast and Furiously....	Andrew Donaldson	Just Do It	---
Civil Engineers Do It in the Dirt....	Lilly13	Just Do It	---
Executives Have Large Staffs....	Matt Mcmillion	Just Do It	---
Lawyers Do It Verbally....	britt conrado	Just Do It	---
Actors Do It on Cue....	Jeremy W. Thompson	Just Do It	---
Commercial Divers Get Penetration Pay....	Warlock Z	Just Do It	---
Computer Programmers Know How To Use Their...	Daniel Storey	Just Do It	---
Old College Presidents Never Die - They Just...	polishpistol	Just Do It	---
Weathermen Do It Rain Or Shine....	radioactive peanut	Just Do It	---
Car Salesmen Are Overused....	robby russo	Just Do It	---
Software Engineers Do It Over and Over Again...	Ronnie D. Bennett	Just Do It	---
Divers Do It Deeper....	Kris10	Just Do It	---
Printers Make It Fit Just Right....	The Iothola of Rock and Rolla	Just Do It	---
Quantum Physicists Can Only Do It in Small...	Katie Waszczak	Just Do It	---
Firemen Do It With Their Suspenders On....	Lehe c. wentzell	Just Do It	---
Sanitation Engineers Take Out the Garbage...	David S. Cornwell	Just Do It	---
Custodians Clean As They Go....	chatty girl	Just Do It	---
Bureaucrats Do It in Public....	Matthew J. Rosen	Just Do It	---
Non-smokers Do It Without Puffing....	Bryce m. Reineman	Just Do It	---
Statisticians Do It With Random Deviates....	~SwEeT*HeArT~	Just Do It	---
Chemical Engineers Do It in Test Tubes....	Dick Day	Just Do It	---
Tailors Fit Just Right....	Dan Harrigan	Just Do It	---
Flutists Do It Sideways....	Yummy P. Pants	Just Do It	---
Bell Boys Accept It As A Tip....	Jasie-poo M	Just Do It	---
Geniologists Do It As Homework....	Meagan Fisher	Just Do It	---
Drummers Do It With Rhythm....	Insane Wizard	Just Do It	---
Let An Electrical Engineer Check Your Shorts....	chels A. godinet	Just Do It	---
Bakers Have Hot Buns....	Lance Tabobondung	Just Do It	---
Physicists Do It With Simple Harmonic Motion....	Jax	Just Do It	---
Mathematicians Do It By the Numbers....	Jamey Parker	Just Do It	---