Holiday Jokes
These Holiday Jokes pay testament to the antics and often weird behavior we people exhibit during this supposedly merry season. From Christmas to new year, to the regular holidays we celebrate, we have Holiday Jokes that cover all of them and a whole lot more. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com’s collection of Holiday Jokes from around the world is one of the best due to a mere fact that we are the most extensive jokes site on the internet to date. The holidays is a time to be merry and jolly so we tend to laugh off even the most serious events that happen all around us. Things not going according to plan, don’t worry laugh a little and you’ll realize that it is best to celebrate the journey and not the things that have gone wrong.
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Holiday Jokes
After
touching down at an airport one day before Christmas, a passenger went to the
baggage carousel to get her bags. Upon
getting there she happened to see a sprig of mistletoe hanging above the
revolving belts. She approaches a guard to ask about the ornament and got the
reply, “ Well lady, that’s so you could kiss your
luggage goodbye.”
A
holiday is something that turns someone who is tired into someone who is
exhausted.
My
cousin won a trip to Australia. Now, she’s out there
trying to win a trip back home.
I
met my husband when I wanted to buy a holiday. He was the last resort.
I
went on holiday to forget everything leaving them all behind. When I opened my
suitcase, I did.
It’s
a really boring place, Once the tide came out and
never came back.
I
never take holiday’s in case my boss finds out I do
nothing.
I
took a cheap charter flight. It had no in-flight movie,
instead the pilot flew over a drive-thru movie.
The
flight was so cheap we had rolls of Scotch tape for seatbelts.
The
plane was so old it had an outside toilet.
However
the in-flight movies are in plane, take my advice. Never Walk OUT.
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