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| Posted by Anna P. Crist on 09-Aug-2005 | When it rains, why don'tWhen it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
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| Posted by ASS HOLE on 09-Aug-2005 | Does 'virgin wool' come fromDoes 'virgin wool' come from sheep the shepherd hasn't caught yet?
If the front of your car says 'DODGE', do you really need a horn?
What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
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| Posted by Irena Z. Paluch on 09-Aug-2005 | When I'm not in myWhen I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
I intend to live forever -- so far, so good!
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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| Posted by Nick K on 09-Aug-2005 | Since Americans throw rice atSince Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
It's a dog eat dog world out there. And they're short on napkins.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Never trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
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| Posted by Ashley N. Funny on 09-Aug-2005 | Why is the word abbreviationWhy is the word abbreviation so long?
How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
You know how most packages say "Open here".What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings do orientals throw hamburgers?
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| Posted by Craig R. Irvine on 09-Aug-2005 | Do infants enjoy infancy asDo infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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