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| Posted by Big Lobowski on 09-Aug-2005 | When cheese gets its pictureWhen cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?
Why are wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
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| Posted by jake on 09-Aug-2005 | Are part-time bandleaders semi-conductors?
Can youAre part-time bandleaders semi-conductors?
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
Daylight savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
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| Posted by elliott m on 09-Aug-2005 | Why doesn't Tarzan have aWhy doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
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| Posted by Stu D. Baker on 09-Aug-2005 | Why are they called buildings,Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Why do people without out a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is?
Why do you ask someone without a watch what time it is?
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
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| Posted by Joel on 09-Aug-2005 | Shin: A device forShin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
When you're swimming in the creek, and an eel bites your cheek, that's a moray!
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
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| Posted by Johnny F. Gleason on 09-Aug-2005 | Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound likeWhy doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?
Why do 'tug'boats push their barges?
Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?
Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?
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| Posted by XX2Gurly4UXX on 09-Aug-2005 | If at first you don'tIf at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
The pen is mightier than the sword -- if the sword is very small and the pen is real sharp.
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
Call me insane one more time and I'll eat your other eye!
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
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| Posted by Michael A. Kosbie on 09-Aug-2005 | If a parsley farmer isIf a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, does it make a sound?
A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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| Posted by Miss Who on 09-Aug-2005 | A rose by any otherA rose by any other name would stick you just as bad and draw just as much blood when you grab a thorn.
I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
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| Posted by ~rAcHel~ on 09-Aug-2005 | Last night I played aLast night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there.
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
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