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| Posted by Candii on 09-Aug-2005 | If someone with multiple personalitiesIf someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
Is there another word for synonym?
Why call then hot water heaters if the water is already hot?
If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
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| Posted by polishpistol on 09-Aug-2005 | Why is it so hardWhy is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?
If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?
Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
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| Posted by Kenny Ross on 09-Aug-2005 | Why is there an expirationWhy is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section? She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
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| Posted by AnGeL ChRiS on 09-Aug-2005 | If space is a vacuum,If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?
If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
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| Posted by Wedgey Boy on 09-Aug-2005 | If Fed Ex and UPSIf Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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| Posted by Rey Jose on 09-Aug-2005 | If athletes get athlete's foot,If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
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| Posted by Chris L. Johnson on 09-Aug-2005 | I love playing cards withI love playing cards with children. They can't tell you're dealing off the bottom of the deck.
Remember: you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar... Of course, how you spend your leisure time is your business.
A man's best friend is his dog. That's assuming you want a friend who messes on your carpet and drools on your newspaper.
If I won the lottery, I wouldn't be one of those people who immediately quit their jobs. I'd make my boss's life a living hell for a week or two first.
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| Posted by El. on 09-Aug-2005 | Drugs may lead to nowhere,Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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| Posted by Mara - on 08-Aug-2005 | Toast and CatsToast always lands butter-side down.
And cats always land on their feet.
What would happen if you spread butter on a cat's back and dropped it out of a window?
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| Posted by LeaveMeBe on 08-Aug-2005 | do you know...Do you know the world's funniest joke?
Neither do I.
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