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Funny Thoughts
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Funny Thoughts
A
king, who was well known for his frugality kept a beautiful, young damsel
locked up in a tower. He gave her lavish gifts and treasures but kept her on
rags and tattered clothes. At night she would peer out from a window and keep
on seeing brave knights look up and continue on their way without skipping a
beat. She cried saying, “How can anybody resist my beauty?” the frustrated
girls says. A tower guard hearing the young lady jokingly says,” The king was
right, No knight would dare rescue a damsel in this dress!”
One
of our patients at a counseling center had complained of hearing voices. The
doctor upon hearing this gave him some medication to alleviate the symptoms.
When the man came back for a follow-up consultation, I asked if the prescription
helped.
“I
don’t know?” he answered, ”Now I’m having
hallucinations.” He continued.
I
told him to tell the doctor so the medication that was given to him could be
changed to prevent such side-effects.
Telling
him that, I turned to see another patient when he mumbled.” Well, I’m not sure
if I’d want to do that. At least now I finally get to see who is talking to
me!”
It
was a nice October day and my wife went to the local nursery to purchase a
magnolia tree she always wanted to plant in our back yard. A few moments later,
she was back and after a few hours was back in the house telling me about the
nice tree she had just selected for the back yard and that it was gonna’ be a nice addition to our collection of fragrant
plants and trees that she has managed to collect through the years. After a few
days, her enthusiasm at the tree waned as she happened to notice that the
leaves were all turning yellow and by the 5th day none was left.
Angry, she collected a few leaf samples and stormed off to the nursery where
she had bought the tree asking for the manager dropping her evidence on the
counter, the yellowish leaves. After a few moments, the manager arrives and
listened to my wife’s complaint never interrupting her as she rambled on and
on. When my wife finished expressing her disgust and frustration regarding the
fate of the tree the manager took the leaves, and spoke “
Madam, I know what the problem with your tree is.” He said. My wife,
waiting for a very good answer and expecting a
replacement or reimbursement asked sarcastically, “What may that be!” The
manager smiled courteously and laughed silently (along with all of the
customers who have been attracted to the commotion) replying, “AUTUMN.”
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