Murphy's Technology Laws...

Murphy's Technology Laws

Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some dumb fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.

Murphy's Law of Management Strategy...

Murphy's Law of Management Strategy

Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book.

Murphy's Technology Laws...

Murphy's Technology Laws

Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

Edwards' Time/Effort Law...

Edwards' Time/Effort Law

Effort x Time = Constant

A. Given a large initial time to do something, the initial effort will be small.

B. As time goes to zero, effort goes to infinity.

Murphy's Eighth Law of Computing...

Murphy's Eighth Law of Computing

If at first you do not succeed, blame your computer.

Murphy's Technology Laws...

Murphy's Technology Laws

To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.

Murphy's Third Law of Computing...

Murphy's Third Law of Computing

The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.

Murphy's Technology Laws...

Murphy's Technology Laws

If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try multiplying by the page number.

Murphy's Law of Cable TV...

Murphy's Law of Cable TV

If you have watched a TV series only once, and you watch it again, it will be a rerun of the same episode.

Murphy's Law Corollary...

Murphy's Law Corollary

Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

Murphy's Law Corollary

Mother nature is a bitch.