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Funny Stuff (16134):Funny Laws (94): Murphy's Law of model assembly...


Posted by donald a. scott on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Law of model assembly...

Murphy's Law of model assembly

The hardest part to assemble is always the most crucial one.

   

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Funny Stuff (16134):Funny Laws (94): Why Sex is Like Snow...


Posted by Birdie c. ferrell on 07-Aug-2005

Why Sex is Like Snow...

Why Sex is Like Snow

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

   

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Funny Stuff (16134):Funny Laws (94): Murphy's Laws of Love...


Posted by Imfuktup Man on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Laws of Love...

Murphy's Laws of Love

The nicer someone is, the farther away she/he is from you.

   

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Funny Stuff (16134):Funny Laws (94): Murphy's Law of Repeatability...


Posted by Frances Anne on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Law of Repeatability...

Murphy's Law of Repeatability

The difference between the Laws of Nature and Murphy's Law is that with the Laws of Nature you can count on things screwing up the same way every time.

   

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Funny Stuff (16134):Funny Laws (94): Why Sex is Like Snow...


Posted by Hiker on 07-Aug-2005

Why Sex is Like Snow...

Why Sex is Like Snow

Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

   

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Funny Stuff (16134):Funny Laws (94): Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...


Posted by Misty D. Hall on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations

Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one.

   

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Funny Stuff (16134):Funny Laws (94): Murphy's Technology Laws...


Posted by matt D on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Technology Laws...

Murphy's Technology Laws

After all is said and done, a heck of a lot more is said than done.

   

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Funny Stuff (16134):Funny Laws (94): Why Sex is Like Snow...


Posted by Brian G. Hurley on 07-Aug-2005

Why Sex is Like Snow...

Why Sex is Like Snow

Sex is dirty only if it's done right.

   

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Funny Stuff (16134):Funny Laws (94): Murphy's Corollaries...


Posted by Frenzy Freek on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Corollaries...

Murphy's Corollaries

  1. Nothing is as easy as it looks.
  2. Everything takes longer than you think.
  3. If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most severe damage will be the one to go wrong.
    (Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.)
  4. Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
  5. Every solution breeds new problems.
  6. It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

   

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Funny Stuff (16134):Funny Laws (94): Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...


Posted by Belle on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations

If your ambush is properly set, the enemy won't walk into it.

   

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