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Funny Laws
(94): Army Law...
Posted by Mike G. Strusz on 07-Aug-2005
Army Law...
Army Law
If it moves, salute it
if it doesn't move, pick it up
if you can't pick it up, paint it.
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(94): Murphy's Laws of Sex...
Posted by april Rusch on 07-Aug-2005
Murphy's Laws of Sex...
Murphy's Laws of Sex
No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
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(94): Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...
Posted by Conejo de Vigor on 07-Aug-2005
Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...
Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations
Everything always works in your HQ, everything always
fails in the Colonel's HQ.
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(94): An old car that has served you so well will...
Posted by Kitty K. Kaos on 07-Aug-2005
An old car that has served you so well will...
An old car that has served you so well will continue to serve you until you have just put four new tires under it and then it will fall apart.
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(94): Tsung's Law...
Posted by Tom D. Chambers on 07-Aug-2005
Tsung's Law...
Tsung's Law
The biggest shithead and the person in command can generally be shot with the same bullet.
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(94): Murphy's Law of model assembly...
Posted by donald a. scott on 07-Aug-2005
Murphy's Law of model assembly...
Murphy's Law of model assembly
The hardest part to assemble is always the most crucial one.
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(94): Why Sex is Like Snow...
Posted by Birdie c. ferrell on 07-Aug-2005
Why Sex is Like Snow...
Why Sex is Like Snow
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
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(94): Murphy's Laws of Love...
Posted by Imfuktup Man on 07-Aug-2005
Murphy's Laws of Love...
Murphy's Laws of Love
The nicer someone is, the farther away she/he is from you.
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(94): Murphy's Law of Repeatability...
Posted by Frances Anne on 07-Aug-2005
Murphy's Law of Repeatability...
Murphy's Law of Repeatability
The difference between the Laws of Nature and Murphy's Law is that with the Laws of Nature you can count on things screwing up the same way every time.
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(94): Why Sex is Like Snow...
Posted by Hiker on 07-Aug-2005
Why Sex is Like Snow...
Why Sex is Like Snow
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
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