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Funny Stuff (16134):Funny Definitions (324): When


Posted by Bob Shmershgahooven on 09-Aug-2005

When

When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar
grunting noises.


   

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Funny Stuff (16134):Funny Definitions (324): MACINTOSH


Posted by M C 0 4 on 09-Aug-2005

MACINTOSH

Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
   

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Funny Stuff (16134):Funny Definitions (324): An


Posted by mike palermo on 09-Aug-2005

An

An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of
weather we are having.
   

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Funny Stuff (16134):Funny Definitions (324): Porridge


Posted by Giselle DaSilva-Martins on 09-Aug-2005

Porridge

Thick oatmeal.

Rarely found on American tables as
children now have the right to sue their parents.
The name is an amalgamation of the words "putrid",
"horrid" and "sludge".

   

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Funny Stuff (16134):Funny Definitions (324): Confidence


Posted by estelle on 09-Aug-2005

Confidence

The feeling you have before you understand the situation.
   

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Funny Stuff (16134):Funny Definitions (324): Software Upgrade


Posted by Chapane on 09-Aug-2005

Software Upgrade

A replacement of old bugs with new bugs.
   

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Funny Stuff (16134):Funny Definitions (324): The wife


Posted by Chris Gyorkos on 09-Aug-2005

The wife

The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!

The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.

The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.


   

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Funny Stuff (16134):Funny Definitions (324): Eclipse \e-klips'\:


Posted by Rebecca j. Mallett on 09-Aug-2005

Eclipse \e-klips'\:

Eclipse \e-klips'\: What an English barber does for a living.

Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\: A clumsy ophthalmologist.

Heroes \hee'-rhos\: What a guy in a boat does.
   

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Funny Stuff (16134):Funny Definitions (324): A


Posted by xai chang birasco on 09-Aug-2005

A

A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.


   

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Funny Stuff (16134):Funny Definitions (324): ISDN


Posted by Mandy B on 09-Aug-2005

ISDN

It Still Does Nothing
   

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