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| Posted by Bob Shmershgahooven on 09-Aug-2005 | WhenWhen the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar
grunting noises.
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| Posted by M C 0 4 on 09-Aug-2005 | MACINTOSHMost Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
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| Posted by mike palermo on 09-Aug-2005 | AnAn ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of
weather we are having.
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| Posted by estelle on 09-Aug-2005 | ConfidenceThe feeling you have before you understand the situation.
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| Posted by Chapane on 09-Aug-2005 | Software UpgradeA replacement of old bugs with new bugs.
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| Posted by Chris Gyorkos on 09-Aug-2005 | The wifeThe wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!
The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.
The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.
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| Posted by Rebecca j. Mallett on 09-Aug-2005 | Eclipse \e-klips'\:Eclipse \e-klips'\: What an English barber does for a living.
Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\: A clumsy ophthalmologist.
Heroes \hee'-rhos\: What a guy in a boat does.
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| Posted by xai chang birasco on 09-Aug-2005 | AA woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.
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| Posted by Mandy B on 09-Aug-2005 | ISDNIt Still Does Nothing
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| Posted by Andy N. Arena on 09-Aug-2005 | TheThe people who think your children are wonderful even though they're
sure you're not raising them right.
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| Posted by J R on 09-Aug-2005 | Noah'sNoah's wife.
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| Posted by Tiger Fly on 09-Aug-2005 | WhatWhat you use when your peter backs out
before your back peters out.
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| Posted by Cola Kiss on 09-Aug-2005 | TwelveTwelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
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| Posted by betsy minton on 09-Aug-2005 | ToTo take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
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| Posted by Dragon_Maiden on 09-Aug-2005 | BaroqueWhen you are out of Monet.
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| Posted by RARA on 09-Aug-2005 | Is unusuallyIs unusually loyal: Wanted by no-one else.
Judgement is usually sound: Lucky.
Keen sense of humor: Knows lots of dirty jokes.
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| Posted by Mandy Moore on 09-Aug-2005 | AA man who can take women or leave them
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and prefers to do both.
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| Posted by robert battle on 09-Aug-2005 | AnotherAnother Old Link
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| Posted by HappyFunnyBanana on 09-Aug-2005 | DECDo Expect Cuts
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| Posted by Swirl Gurl on 09-Aug-2005 | TheThe inevitable result when your baby doesn't appreciate the strained
carrots.
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| Posted by Candy baby on 09-Aug-2005 | AnAn Italian suppository.
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| Posted by brad j. none of your buissness on 09-Aug-2005 | KeychainA device that permits
us to lose several keys at one time.
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| Posted by Krazy Kin Kid on 09-Aug-2005 | WifeAn appliance that you screw on the bed to keep the house clean.
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| Posted by tabitha on 09-Aug-2005 | VandalismVandalism spray-painted very, very high.
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| Posted by death_tortiose on 09-Aug-2005 | SlowpokeHow turtles make love.
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| Posted by Lil' Princess on 09-Aug-2005 | WhereWhere you should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas.
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| Posted by Jonathan D. Oneand on 09-Aug-2005 | DilbertedTo be exploited and oppressed by your boss. Derived from the experiences
of Dilbert, the geek-in-hell comic strip character. "I've been dilberted
again. The old man revised the specs for the fourth time this week."
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