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Abash – High school graduation party.

Adult – An individual who has stopped growing at both ends and grows from the middle.

Boss – Someone who is late when you’re early and late when you are early.

Clothes dryer – An appliance specifically designed to eat socks.

Car Sickness – The feeling you get when your car mortgage is due.

Dust – mud with the juice squeezed out.

ETC. – tells people you know more than you actually do.

Experience – Man term for a mistake.

Grocery list – The thing you spend an hour writing and forget to take with you shopping.

Gum – Hair adhesive

Hors D’ Oeuvres – a sandwich cut into the most pieces possible.

Mosquito – an insect that makes you like flies more.

Overstuffed Recliner – what Mom uses to call Dad.

Polygon – a dead parrot.

Show off – Somebody else’s child who is better that your kid.

Yawn – The only time most married men get to open their mouths.

Name	By	Category	Rating
Enema	Mulder lover (I'm Scully)	Funny Definitions	6.50
Prime Numbers	Kevin McGee	Funny Definitions	2.00
Yogurt	Jennelle R. Mendelson	Funny Definitions	1.00
Automobile	Hibba M. Nagrial	Funny Definitions	---
A	Paul J. Targonski	Funny Definitions	---
The	Lion King	Funny Definitions	---
Hemorrhage	Alex	Funny Definitions	---
Coming	Bill Clinton	Funny Definitions	---
Grocery List	iRiShBaBi Smith	Funny Definitions	---
Exercise	Blonde jokes	Funny Definitions	---
It's	Kayne j. Ryan	Funny Definitions	---
Ethernet	Ruth Stewart	Funny Definitions	---
A	eemajinmee	Funny Definitions	---
The	Big Head Bill	Funny Definitions	---
One	Me	Funny Definitions	---
A	Shabauddin S. Ahmed	Funny Definitions	---
Bifocals	smurph	Funny Definitions	---
Mushroom Management	Shawn T. Pillow	Funny Definitions	---
What	Sarah A. Bauman	Funny Definitions	---
Playboy	bob b. bobs	Funny Definitions	---
OS/2	Jim Smith	Funny Definitions	---
The	Andy N. Arena	Funny Definitions	---
MACINTOSH	M C 0 4	Funny Definitions	---
An	mike palermo	Funny Definitions	---
Porridge	Giselle DaSilva-Martins	Funny Definitions	---
Confidence	estelle	Funny Definitions	---
Software Upgrade	Chapane	Funny Definitions	---
the Wife	Chris Gyorkos	Funny Definitions	---
Eclipse \e-klips'\:	Rebecca j. Mallett	Funny Definitions	---
Is Unusually	RARA	Funny Definitions	---
When	Bob Shmershgahooven	Funny Definitions	---
A	xai chang birasco	Funny Definitions	---
Noah's	J R	Funny Definitions	---
Clue-by-four	Dick Day	Funny Definitions	---
What	Tiger Fly	Funny Definitions	---
Twelve	Cola Kiss	Funny Definitions	---
To	betsy minton	Funny Definitions	---
Tongue	QuikSilver	Funny Definitions	---
Baroque	Dragon_Maiden	Funny Definitions	---
ISDN	Mandy B	Funny Definitions	---
Terminal -	Big Ben	Funny Definitions	---
The	Luk Van Remoortel	Funny Definitions	---
Another	robert battle	Funny Definitions	---
DEC	HappyFunnyBanana	Funny Definitions	---
The	Swirl Gurl	Funny Definitions	---
An	Candy baby	Funny Definitions	---
Keychain	brad j. none of your buissness	Funny Definitions	---
Wife	Krazy Kin Kid	Funny Definitions	---
Vandalism	tabitha	Funny Definitions	---
Slowpoke	death_tortiose	Funny Definitions	---