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Funny Ad’s and Labels
Have you ever come across those Funny Ad’s and Labels you find almost anywhere. May they be on consumer electronics, food products or just about anything, some of them are just not thought out very well. Or in the case of imported items, no one bothered to translate the instructions, labels or ads for they aren’t read much anyway. Well, you’re wrong, we do and we have a vast collection of these crazy funny ads and labels in our collection that they are sure to crack you up. Ever heard of the thermometer that had a warning label saying, “ When used rectally product should not be used orally!” Or the toy scooter that read, “ WARNING : Product will move when used!” Come on people, try to give some sense into these labels so they can convey what they really should.
But don’t take us too seriously for we don’t hate these crazy Funny Ad’s and Labels, for in fact, we love them so much we’d want you to send us those that you come across. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com is the biggest collection of jokes and funny stuff on the web to date, and yes we have a category for all those Funny Ad’s and Labels just for your laughing enjoyment. Most of these manufacturers have tons of blunders but they do get through the importation bureau and they do get onto store shelves. That’s to good import quality control and management, keep it up guys, so we get more of these fun stuff. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com, for all your funny bone needs and wants all in one site.
Funny Ad’s and Labels
“Huge
turtle needs home and big pond. Pet only. No TURTLE SOUP!”
“Free, looking for good home. Five month-old
cocker/lab mix. Good with kids. Daughter is allergic, must get rid of
her.”
I
was home from the hardware store purchasing a toilet we needed for a bathroom
renovation that was long overdue. Much to my delight, the toilet seat not only
had all the necessary hardware included, but a handy booklet filled with
warranty and care instructions. There was one label that was stuck to the
toilet that sent me laughing down to mother earth which I saw a few days after
the toilet was installed. Apparently, the said appliance was so cleanable that
it was labeled, “DISWASHER SAFE.”
My
wife and I received a gift from a long time friend in the form of a couple of
top quality knives and a chopping board. I unwrapped the knives admiring the
quality and form of the said product which seemingly was true to it’s label as a top rank and quality kitchen utensil. Upon
taking off the wrapper for the chopping board, my smile turned into a frown
when I happened to come upon the warning label that said, “WARNING, opening
packaging with a sharp object can damage this product.”
A
label on a flushable toilet brush says, “Warning, do not use for personal hygiene.”
A
warning label on an Electric blender that can blend, whip, chop and dice says, “
Never remove food from the blades while the product is operating.”
A
popular child scooter’s manufacturer warns, “ This
product moves when used.”
A
label on a multi function thermometer reads, “ Once
this product is used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally.”
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