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Food Jokes

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Two muffins were cooking away inside the oven when one says, “ Getting a bit hot in here huh,” as he turns to his oven-mate. The other muffin screams and shouts, “Aaaahhh, get me out of here, a talking muffin.”

What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you? Nacho cheese

A little boy was excited to learn that his father was bringing home guests from the office who were to have dinner with them that night. Eager to impress their guests and his mother, he promises to behave and help out. Living out in the country, it was quite rare to get visitors to their house so it made the little boy more excited as night fell. The guests arrived and they all sat down for dinner and ate. After eating, the boy stood up and helped his mother by taking the dishes and places them into the sink. Before going back into the dining room, her mother tells him to carry the first piece of pie that they would be having for dessert. He brings the first piece of pie and gives it to his father who in turn passes it on to the guests. He goes back into the kitchen to get another piece for the next guest and again gives it to his father who passes it to the other guest. He stops and tells his father, “ Hey Pop, no use they’re all the same size.”

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