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| Posted by Noppong Suwanvet on 11-Aug-2005 | Suck it in, mirror!Once there was a mirror that sucked people into it if they lied. So this brunette walked up to it and said, "I think I am the most beautiful person in the whole world . . ." and it sucked her in. Then a redhead walked up to it and said, "I think I am the most wonderful person in the whole world . . ." and it sucked her in too. Then a blonde walked up to it and said, "I think . . " and it sucked her in.
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| Posted by Big Ben on 08-Aug-2005 | PorcupineWhat is the difference between a porkipine and a brand new BMW?
Porcupines have the pricks on the outside!!!
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| Posted by Jocky on 08-Aug-2005 | Iowa SuckzThree guys are riding horses.
1 Minnesota man, 1 Iowa man, and 1 Texas man.
Along the way the guy from texas takes out a bottle of wine, takes 1 sip throws it in the air, draws his pistol and shoots it.
The Iowa horseman asked, "Whatchya doin' that fer, thaz good stuff!?!"
The Texan replies, "Well we got plenty of that where I come from."
Later on the Iowa horseman takes out a bottle of whiskey, takes 1 sip, throws it in the air, draws his pistol and shoots it.
And the Minnesotan asked, "Why the hell'd you do that?!?! That's reeeeaaaalll good stuff!"
And the Iowa guy replies, "Oh we got plenty of that where I come from."
So the Minnesotan takes out a can of beer, slams it, shoots the guy from Iowa, and the Texan asked, "Why in the name of the holy father did you do that!?!?!"
The minnesotan replied, "We got plenty of them where i come from!"
(This won't be as funny if you're not from the great state of Minnesota."
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| Posted by Joe Mama on 08-Aug-2005 | OceansWhat did the Pacific ocean so to the Atlantic ocean?
They didn't say anything... they just waved.
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| Posted by Gary Cooper on 08-Aug-2005 | chapped lipsDid you hear about the girl who didn't wear underwear in the winter?
She got chapped lips!
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| Posted by Meg Bailey on 08-Aug-2005 | Snoop DoggWhy Did Snoop Dogg Carry an Umbrella????
Fo Drizzal
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| Posted by Sandi J. Jeter on 08-Aug-2005 | Mickey's divorceWhy did Mickey divorce Minnie?
Because Minnie was fucking goofy.
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| Posted by KaBoOm on 08-Aug-2005 | ScabsThis guy is having sex with a hooker and he says, "You're so dry."
The hooker replies, "Give me two minutes."
Two minutes later she comes back and they continue. The man says, "That's much better. What did you do?"
The hooker replies, "I picked off the scabs."
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| Posted by Pepper Ann on 08-Aug-2005 | BoomerangQ. How do you get rid of a boomerang?
A: Throw it down a one way street.
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| Posted by Rachel sutton on 08-Aug-2005 | ha i made a funnyQ: What did the lady at the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Hey, get out of my son!
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