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Crazy JokesJokes are jokes, but some really do crack you up even before you end reading it. Here at www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com, we have a vast collection of Crazy Jokes that would surely satisfy all your laughing needs enough for your whole day. For what we work for is to provide the best site for funny stuff on the web. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com is the largest and most diverse collection of jokes anywhere on the internet. With over 90 categories and over 60,000 individual entries in the form of jokes, riddles and many other fun stuff. so why spend the day with a frown, a smile would be better. Besides, laughter has effects beyond the sound and actions you do when you engage in it as most doctors would agree. Doctors have long recognized that laughter effects not only the physical but the psychological sides of patients. Those who laugh more, tend to recover from injuries faster than those who are desolate and depressed. Such is the power of laughter that it transcends boundaries of countries, gender and the many other sociological barriers we have placed in our modern society. A smile is a smile, and even if two people do not understand each other say due to language differences, a smile would always be interpreted as a smile. Check out the following Crazy Jokes pages for some of the most hilarious jokes around. Don’t like what you see in the following pages, check out the other 90 or so and we’re sure you will find some that would surely catch your attention. Have good Crazy Jokes and other fun stuff, send them in and we’ll share it with the rest of the people on the net. Want them for your daily dose of fun and laughter? Subscribe to the mailing list and get them through email delivered to you everyday. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com for all the best Crazy Jokes and a whole lot more. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com for all your funny bone needs and wants plus a whole lot more fu stuff. Crazy JokesA newly wed couple in winter go on their honeymoon in a
cottage with a lovely view that sits besides a lake that was half-frozen. As
they arrive he enters the hut and goes out to get their luggage and other stuff
from the car and he comes in shivering. He says, “ Honey,
My hands are freezing.” “Okay,
we’ll put them in between my legs so they’d warm up.” Says
the excited wife. He
warms his hands and again goes out to catch dinner. He
returns with a couple of salmon and proceeds to cook them and again says, “ Honey, My hands are still freezing.” “Okay,
we’ll put them in between my legs so they’d warm up.” Says
the now bored wife. He
warms his hands and they eat dinner. He
again goes out to chop some wood for the fire so they would stay warm that night. As
he returns, he again says, “ Honey, My hands are still
freezing.” The
wife, steaming with desire vents her frustration and says, “
Damned it, don’t your ears ever get cold?” A
manager arrives at his office early one day to find his lovely secretary being
kissed by one of his managers. He
shouts at him, “ Damned it man, is this what I pay you
for?”, slamming his things onto his desk. “ No sir, I’m doing this for free!!!” answers the manager as he
again engages in his activity.
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