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| Posted by Will Greer on 08-Aug-2005 | Blind Man at a BeachHow do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn't hard...
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| Posted by Kyra S. Travis on 08-Aug-2005 | BLind man and the fish factoryA blind man was walking down the road past a fish processing factory. Suddenly, he stopped, took a sniff, turned around and said, "Good morning, ladies!"
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| Posted by Tommy K. Barf on 08-Aug-2005 | Seeing Eye DogsA man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.
Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"
The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"
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| Posted by Dave O on 09-Aug-2005 | Blind question and answer jokesQ: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
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