Blind Jokes
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Blind Jokes
A
blind guy was out to lunch with his friend and was enthusiastically telling him
about his newly found sport, Skydiving.
His
friend asks him how he did it with his disability and he tells him that thanks
to modern technology that was no problem.
His
friends and seeing eye dog are placed on the plane and a friend places him out
of the door as the jump is about to go on. He jumps with his dog and an
automatic release device triggers the parachute to open at a set height with
another high tech back-up device that sends out radar beams to the ground that
senses it nearing if his main device fails.
“Wow,
high tech gadgets do make life a lot easier for you.” he says.
“And
how do you avoid any tree branches as you fall if you land in a heavily wooded
area?” his friend asks.
“Oh,
that’s no problem, The dog clears the path!”
A
blind guy goes to a driving school to take some lessons. The owner tells him
that that would be impossible due to his disability and that the law prohibits
people with such disability to go out on the roads for they are a danger not
only to themselves but to others as well.
He
tells the owner that he has just invented a device that would revolutionize the
industry allowing blind people to drive as if they weren’t.
“Oh,
and what’s the device?”, he asks.
The
blind guy takes out a harness and tells the driving school to attach it to the
hood of the car.
The harness allows his seeing eye
dog to be attached at the front of the car so he could guide him down the
roads.
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