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Bar Jokes
Bars or pubs in the UK are the best sources of jokes for they might be due to the mix of alcohol and the drunken feeling that follows it. Bar Jokes are mostly good ones for they are product of the mix of wise thinking affected by alcohol twisting and turning them into the best jokes ever. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com has some of the best Bar Jokes from all around the world sent in by people who frequent bars and pubs everywhere. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com’s collection of over 60,000 individual jokes entries including those Bar Jokes everyone loves and cherish. Maybe because some of them involve the persons who are the subject but we’ll never know. The only thing that is sure is that it’ll be a sure hit with people who love humor.
Like the sober guy who walks back into a bar after a heavy drinking spree the previous night looking for his wallet which he was unable to locate. But as he was leaving, the bartender shouts out to his as he reaches for the door, “ Hey buddy, are you also looking’ for your pants?” This is only an example of how embarrassing these situations can be. So do check out the Bar Jokes section for some of the best bar jokes on the planet. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com for all your funny bone needs, straight from the bars or pubs or whatever you might call them. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com for the best humorous stuff that you can find on the web plus a whole lot more.
Bar Jokes
I
was in a crowded bar and the night was so busy that the bartenders and
waitresses couldn’t quite serve drinks fast enough. A large man went in and sat
down besides me and was dying to get his order taken hit the bar demanding
service. The waitress passed by in front of us juggling a few mugs of beer and
saw him saying she was to return as soon as she could to take his order.
Apparently this was still not quick enough for the large man that soon enough
he was again banging on the bar. The waitress, pissed off wrote the numbers 567
on a piece of tissue and handed it to the unruly man saying he had to wait for
his number to be called for him to be served. She then turned around and faced
the rest of us saying, “ Now, who has number 1!”
A
man is sitting down in a bar drinking away his worries when he happens to spy
upon two squirrels walking in the front door taking a seat besides him at the
said bar. He continued to watch, mouth open as the two squirrels ordered drinks
and ate nuts from a bowl on the counter all within plain sight. Unable to
contain himself, the man asks, “ Where did you two
learn to talk?” “Wow, you’re really drunk.” The closest squirrel replies.
“There’s only one of me!”
Getting drunk can be one of the most embarrassing moments in
ones life as it did come to a friend of mine who had been drinking for a while
but decided on one more drink at a bar they passed by on the way home. Being already quite drunk, the only thing he
could remember was him ordering a drink and he remembers quite clearly most of
the bar’s patron’s staring at him. After that, all was a blur till he woke up
the next day with a nasty headache and he realized that he was missing his
favorite hat that he was sure to have worn the night before. Thinking back, he
realized that he might have left it back at the bar where he remembered having
his last drink. He returned to the bar, and as he was about to ask the
bartender, the bartender saw him first and asked, ”Are
you looking for your hat?” He nodded shyly but this quickly turned to
embarrassment when the bartender shouted as he was leaving. “Hey, aren’t you
going to take your pant’s too?”
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