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| Posted by Cow Man on 14-Aug-2005 | the dum fishonce there was a fish and it had no tail and mommy and it died
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| Posted by Anashel k. Hall on 14-Aug-2005 | Wrong StrawAt a circus in a nearby town a man stood thoughtfully looking at
the camels. Then he picked up a straw, placed it on the camel's
back and waited. Nothing happed,"Wrong straw," he muttered and
walked away.
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| Posted by Dylan W. Maloney on 14-Aug-2005 | very funny jokewhat did the fish say to the other fish
if u don't shut your mouth you'll get cought
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| Posted by John Smith on 14-Aug-2005 | Stupide AssYou're mamma's so stupide that she sits on the
tv to watch the couch!!!!
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| Posted by Krazy Kin Kid on 14-Aug-2005 | Dog with no nose.Lindsey:Are dog has no nose
Susie:Poor Dog,How does he smell
Lindsey:Awww,Terrible.
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| Posted by Stephen W. Gradwell on 14-Aug-2005 | JimWhy did Jim fall of the bike?
Because Jim was a fish.
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| Posted by Michael Pothitos on 14-Aug-2005 | AnimalsOne day a boy was getting ready for school. He fell asleep in
his uniform and his pet cat pissed on him. He couldn't change
his shirt because his mom told him to go. As he was walking to
school a squirrel jumped on him and left red stuff on his back.
Then in crawled in his pants and bit his nuts off.Then it ran
away with his nuts. Then he picked up a slug and it pooped on
him. Everyone found out he got raped by a squirrel. And it had a
period on him. And after school a dog pooped on his shoe.
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| Posted by Giselle DaSilva-Martins on 14-Aug-2005 | Unique RabbitQ: How do you catch a unigue Rabbit
A: Unique up on it.
Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit
A: Tame way
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| Posted by Canadian seven seven eight on 14-Aug-2005 | Hamburger CowA hungry cow walked into a Butcher shop.
"Boy, Do I feel like a hamburger." he said.
"You should." said the Butcher with a evil grin.
and the cow was never seen again....
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| Posted by Eric Skinner on 14-Aug-2005 | DogsWhy do dogs have fur coats?
So they don't fur-eeze!
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