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| Posted by Lexi M. Johnson on 14-Aug-2005 | raindeerwhat reindeer laughed at rudolf?
olive.........(say this out loud) ALL OF the other raindeer,
used to laugh and call him names..........
yah yah i kno its stupid, but ur kids will like it
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| Posted by Nina! on 14-Aug-2005 | 3 Penguins3 Penguins walk into a bar. The first one walks into the bar and
passes out. The second one walks into the bar and he, too,
passes out. The third one walks into the bar and after he passes
out a guy watching says, "Gee, I thought the third guy would
have ducked!"
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| Posted by David J. Nicholson on 14-Aug-2005 | intimate bunnysWhy cant you hear 2 rabbits making love?
cause they have cotton balls
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| Posted by david m. stwert on 14-Aug-2005 | The beachOne day at the beach there was this girl that did not have any
arms or legs and was crying.So that day this guy walks by her
and says is there anything wrong the girl says yes never been
kissed so he kissed her.The next day she was there crying again
so the guy walked by her and said is there something wrong the
gurl says yes never been huged
so the guy huged her.The next day he sees that girl crying so he
walks
by and says anything wrong the girl says yes never been fucked
so he picked her up and threw her in the water and said now
you're fucked.
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| Posted by Rob on 14-Aug-2005 | The MuleA burrow (mule) walks into a fancy resturant and sits on a
chair. A waiter comes over and sais : I am sorry, but we do not
allow animals in this resturant. The burrow looks at him and
sais: but sir, i am not a burrow, I am a costume for a movie. I
am a man inside. Any way, the waiter lets him order. After a
fine meal, the waiter sees he's clearly an animal, yells at him
for lieng. The mule said hey you belived me, I may be a mule but
your the real jackass.
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| Posted by Matt Der on 14-Aug-2005 | centepiedeOne day a guy walked in to apet shop and was looking for a pet a
sales man comes over and says"Would you like a pet that could do
all your chores"sure i would the guy said then the saleman says
see that centepiede it can do every thing take it or leave it
the says ill take the guy gos home and says go get some milk to
the centepiede{which had ove a thousand legs} the cenpied gos
out the door the guy waits 20 mins 30 mins now an hour the guy
got up and went out the door and looked down and saw the
centepiede he said what are you doing then the centepiede
replies im going im going im tieing my shoes
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| Posted by Tiger_Lily on 14-Aug-2005 | 3 PigsThere where 3 pigs that walked in to a bar. The first pig asked
the bartender for a drink and where the bathroom was. The
bartender said down the hall and to the left. The next pig asked
for a drink and where the bathroom was. The bardender said down
the hall and to the left. The next pig asked for a drink. The
bartender said, "Are you going to ask where the bathroom is?",
and the pig said, "No, I go wee, wee, wee all the way home."
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| Posted by ron k. carmichael on 14-Aug-2005 | insectisidea friend of mine has just invested a wonderful insectiside, it
kills all plans to the insects starve to death!
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| Posted by Dean A. Evans on 14-Aug-2005 | A mouse's vacationOne day 3 mice got sooo board they decided to go on vacation.
They went on vacation in the bathroom. The first mouse went in
the tub,the second mouse went in the sink and the third mouse
went in the toilet. When they got back they told everyone about
it. The first mouse said"It was nice and refreshing and i liked
it". The second mouse said "It was nice and refreshing and i
liked it". The third mouse said "well,i didn't like it at all!
First it started to get dark then there was thunder and it
started to rain and after all that there was a giant whirlpool!!
But if it wasn't for the log i wouldn't be standing here!
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| Posted by B B on 14-Aug-2005 | GorillasQ:Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?
A:because their fingers are so big.
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