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Animal Jokes

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From insects to our furry companions, we have jokes for all of them including some from the wild. These Animal Jokes gives these denizens of the wild or the not so wild a twist of humor that allows us to view them differently. But be warned, animals do exhibit strange behavior from time to time, like the cat who loved to watch mice but hated geckos and cockroaches. These and many more Animal Jokes from the many animal lovers out there are sent into our site and are included in our ever expanding collection of jokes making it the most dynamic jokes site on the internet to date. Visit us for a sample of jus what we have in store for your funny bone. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com the best source of the hottest jokes over the internet. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com where all the best jokes are and are enjoyed.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve ducks here." The duck says, “That's okay, I just want a drink."

A polar bear wanders into a bar and say's "I'll have a gin......and tonic." The bartender approaches as he hands over the drink and asks, "Why the long pause between the words?" the bear replies," Don't know, I've always had them."

Why to elephants hate to play cards in the jungle? There were too many cheetahs!

What do you get when you cross a snake and a porcupine? Three meters of barbed wire.

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo? Big holes all over Australia.

I, like most pet-owners, tend to be a bit protective of my pets like many pet-lovers out there. Puppies are known to eat everything and anything that can fit into their mouth and mine was no exception. One day though I saw him swallow a coin which drew the line and ticked on my panic button getting me to dial the emergency room of the local veterinary hospital near our place. On the other line, a veterinary doctor spoke with me in a calm voice and said that puppies eat coins as well as everything they can fit into their mouth and that I shouldn't be worried much for it would pass harmlessly through the digestive tract in a day or so. He assured me that nothing is going to happen to the pup as he gave me his home number so I could contact him if there is any problem. Then he say's, " If he should ever eat a coin again but a can of PEPSI shoots out of the rear end. Be sure to give me a call so I could see him immediately."

“Now that's something I oughtta see!!!"

Name	By	Category	Rating
the Bear and the Rabbit	NINER	Animal Jokes	10.0
the Bad Parrot	Notum	Animal Jokes	10.0
I'd Die for You...	Bob John	Animal Jokes	10.0
the Brown and White Cows!	Jordan L. Lee	Animal Jokes	10.0
Why Did the Koala Fall Out of the Tree?...	Matt N	Animal Jokes	10.0
Deaf Fleas!	Phil_87	Animal Jokes	10.0
the Parrot	Joe Skager	Animal Jokes	9.00
the Enchanted Snake	Canadian seven seven eight	Animal Jokes	9.00
Monkeys	M C 0 4	Animal Jokes	7.00
Door To Door Evangelism	Chris R. Marshall	Animal Jokes	6.00
Skydiving	cory	Animal Jokes	5.00
What Do You Call Jessica Winston?...	nick g	Animal Jokes	5.00
Shark!!!	Mr Leafy	Animal Jokes	3.50
Car Problems	Lindy Meyer	Animal Jokes	3.00
IM GOING	Herman	Animal Jokes	3.00
the Monkey and the Fridge	Jes_Sandra_Ash_Bill	Animal Jokes	1.50
the English Cat and the French Cat	Gothic Bitch	Animal Jokes	1.00
Angry Piggy in the Orchard	Betsy	Animal Jokes	1.00
Rabbit and Bear	URBANDEVIL	Animal Jokes	1.00
Birds	Mark B. Cullen	Animal Jokes	---
the Dum Fish	Cow Man	Animal Jokes	---
Wrong Straw	Anashel k. Hall	Animal Jokes	---
Very Funny Joke	Dylan W. Maloney	Animal Jokes	---
Stupide Ass	John Smith	Animal Jokes	---
Dog With No Nose.	Krazy Kin Kid	Animal Jokes	---
Jim	Stephen W. Gradwell	Animal Jokes	---
Animals	Michael Pothitos	Animal Jokes	---
Unique Rabbit	Giselle DaSilva-Martins	Animal Jokes	---
Hamburger Cow	Canadian seven seven eight	Animal Jokes	---
Dogs	Eric Skinner	Animal Jokes	---
Raindeer	Lexi M. Johnson	Animal Jokes	---
3 Penguins	Nina!	Animal Jokes	---
Intimate Bunnys	David J. Nicholson	Animal Jokes	---
the Beach	david m. stwert	Animal Jokes	---
the Chicken	Erin Lord	Animal Jokes	---
the Mule	Rob	Animal Jokes	---
Centepiede	Matt Der	Animal Jokes	---
3 Pigs	Tiger_Lily	Animal Jokes	---
Insectiside	ron k. carmichael	Animal Jokes	---
A Mouse's Vacation	Dean A. Evans	Animal Jokes	---
Gorillas	B B	Animal Jokes	---
Ducks At the Bar	Ramon Hughes	Animal Jokes	---
Animals and Porsche	Yo Momma	Animal Jokes	---
Mary's Little Lamb	Mickey Kirksey	Animal Jokes	---
Whale Hijinx	Frank J. James	Animal Jokes	---
A Day in the Jungle	Aaron D. Fredrick	Animal Jokes	---
Jesus	Zak	Animal Jokes	---
Major Misunderstanding	jake hatesworth	Animal Jokes	---
Christmas Parrott	candy gram	Animal Jokes	---
Puddles?	Brian G. Hurley	Animal Jokes	---